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Queen Kenny has no clothes!

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  1. BringBackfootie

    BringBackfootie New Member

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    hmmmm, chelsea and arsenal always finishing above spurs and will this season but spurs had 4 months in 3rd, they must be teh best team in London even though arsenal butchered them. HIAG in spite of logic, you are completely right<ok>
     
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  2. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    See what I mean?
     
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    The title of the thread is 'Queen Kenny has no clothes' by HIAG, who is obsessed with LFC. What do you expect?
     
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  4. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    Which excuses the predictable tiresome comments because...?
     
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  5. paultheplug

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    Scouse multi-tasking. Is that stealing two hubcaps at the same time
     
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  6. gaf 71

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    No excuses, I enjoy it.
     
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  7. gaf 71

    gaf 71 Well-Known Member

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    Give an excuse for HIAG's LFC obsession. That would interest me. I think he's a 'mickey mouser' deep down, he spends enough time talking about us.
     
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  8. gaf 71

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    Tottenham multi tasking? Looting two shops in 5 minutes?
     
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  9. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    No, that'd still be Scouse multi-tasking.
     
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  10. Arsenal4life

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    You spent £55m on stuart downing and andy carrol <yikes>

    Joke club who could end up 15th <laugh>
     
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  11. Erik

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    <laugh>'
     
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  12. gaf 71

    gaf 71 Well-Known Member

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    Not last summer in North London. Though it has been known, I agree.
     
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  13. gaf 71

    gaf 71 Well-Known Member

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    what in my quote, which you highlighted, have anything to do with what you just typed?
     
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  14. Arsenal4life

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    Nothing but its the gift that keeps on giving. In 50 years people will be saying do you remember when liverpool ran their club into the ground by recruited an out of touch manager and bought in some absolute **** players for massive fees <laugh>
     
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    There's a Spanish proverb: "mal de otros, consuelo de tontos", which means "the woes of others only console fools". From what we saw tonight at Goodison, I would urge Spuds to stop seeking foolish consolation elsewhere and start trying to support their team. It's still not even certain you'll be able to palm Dirty Harry off on England, either.
     
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  16. It's not the woes of LFC that console me. Indeed, consolation is not even what I am looking for. Why, on earth, would I want to be consoled, when my team is the best team in London?

    No.

    It's the dashing of all the Mouser delusions that I find so comical.

    Every week, you Mousers go into each game so full of hope and joy, believing that the impossible is possible, and that Queen Kenny will be able to save you. And each week, your belief is exposed as nothing more than base delusion.

    When you brought on Gerrard and Carroll, I bet there were Mousers who genuinely thought that that was a good thing. "He's not really a donkey, is he, dad?" little boys were asking of dads, eyes full of wonder and belief.

    "No, son. That's nothing more than a cruel jibe of an uncaring cockney world."

    "Perhaps he'll even score a goal today, eh, dad?"

    "Aye, son. 'Appen he will, an' all."

    "We can't keep losing, can we, dad?"

    "No, son. King Kenny won't let that happen. He's the King."

    "He's the best manager in the world, isn't he, dad?"

    "Aye, son. That he is."

    It bloody well breaks me heart to think that the little Mousers suffer so terribly. You Mouser dads have a responsibility to tell your kids the truth, and to end the delusion, once and for all.
     
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  17. Arsenal4life

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    <laugh> this is actually pretty funny
     
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  18. For the life of me, I can't understand why the Mousers banned me from their board. It's not as if I wum them, or anything.
    <laugh>
     
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  19. BringBackfootie

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    Spweaking of joke clubs, arsenal's trophy cabinet is 2" x 2"
     
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  20. Arsenal4life

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    Whereas your cabinet just has the Joke Cup in. You beat championship opposition whilst the big sides played their youth teams in the competition. Even the spuds didnt try!!!
     
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