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Queen Elizabeth II becomes longest-reigning UK monarch

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  1. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Some more ideas for the superimposition of Scan's lovely bonce:

    Scan playing the eponymous role in Macbeth (the three witches scene, if possible)
    Scan triumphantly crossing the winning line at the San Marino GP
    Scan enjoying an audience with Hitler
    Scan having his superb ball-sack crunched by Vinnie Jones
    Scan at the Last Supper
    Scan examining biscuits as they pass by on a conveyer belt

    Any other suggestions?
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    The senile old bint needs putting down. This is what she said about Phil the Greek:

    "He is someone who doesn't take easily to compliments but he has, quite simply, been my strength and stay all these years, and I, and his whole family, and this and many other countries, owe him a debt greater than he would ever claim, or we shall ever know."


    Just ****ing die you old sow
     
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Sep 9, 2015
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  4. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Look at his big shiney weegie on holiday coupon <rofl>
     
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  6. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I ruddy well love Scan. He always looks the business.
     
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  7. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Got a new dong duelling underpass^
     
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  9. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Is the TOAP really necessary?
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I suspect this was the superior race being deliberately ironic.

    Or, equally ironically, immigrants looking for sexual liaisons.
     
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  11. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    "Dev saddened by allegations" is my fave.
     
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  12. ERINBLACK

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    God bless you Queenie
     
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  13. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Phil's pet name for her is Cabbage.
     
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