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Nigella is totally ****able and how the **** can anyone call her fat. A few curves make for a comfortable ride unlike pumping a bag of bones.

The OP must be a shirtlifter.

 

I would mouth **** Adele until she loses her vocal cords, cant sing anymore, becomes poor, cant afford to eat, turns skinny, then I would dump her

 

it could only be described as shagging a bouncey castle with a pretty face... an thats the thing she is ridiculously stunningly good looking...

 

We all know who the ultimate ginger is.

 

My diet tip for Nigella would be for us to concentrate on oral sex so that her mouth would be too full all the time for normal food - I'm not sure how long it would take to lose a decent amount of weight - but it's a risk I'd have to take. And at the same time I'd be able to give her a sample of my 'dressing'

 

I like curvy birds and gingers.

Get that thread started Jip Jap

 

Comfortable and good to look at. I struggle to see the downside.

 

I think its the fear that if i sat still for long enough she might eat me..

 

Thats why you should put the fear in her first - domestic abuse is the way forward.

 

Stereo, who's the ultimate ginger?

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Sometimes I beat off to Nigella's hand mixing up a chocolate sponge whilst shes talking dirty... now thats proper ****ing material!

 

This

And while we're at it, this:

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That ice cream would be smeared all over her tits and arse in seconds, appx 2 seconds after I'd shot my load in my pants.

 

I cannae see that pic but I assume it's that Mad Men bird with the gravity-defying joub joubs.

If there's no ginger birds thread, I'll just post this here

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Ginger birds thread is go

 

Surely there should be a "force her to work your cock like it was a piece of exercise equipment until she dropped a few pounds" option ?