Match Day Thread QPR vs Sheffield United

I’m not going to this one, and more importantly neither is my cursed son, so we will win.

Cheers Dave. Hope the boy is no longer in World Cup mourning. Hopefully QPR will cheer him up tomorrow.

 

Might need a bit more than good luck Taff...

 

We’ve got Burnley tomorrow - I know what you mean

 

Taff and Soop, it’s the championship, which means wins for us both guaranteed.
Not sure the acid is thoroughly out of my system from last night yet

 

Why do we need to start a match at 8 o bloody clock on a bank holiday???

 

Yeah but you did score more goals in your last game than we have in the last 2 months combined !

 

The Luton game was so dispiriting, I feel I might struggle to get down there for this one. Going to need some serious pub time beforehand.

 

We were only playing Watford …… Reserves according to their thread ….

 

Marvelous ! This could get very grim indeed

 

Heard the illness is very serious, it's called goalshyitus, been doing the rounds for a couple of months apparently

 

I understand that it’s similar to having a vasectomy - causes you to fire blanks …..

 

**** me, poor old Dykes has had the illness for years then !

 

Must be a cure in the water up here then, I'll send him some bottles of Irn Bru see if that puts some seed in his pecker

 

We've also been hit rather badly with its more common cousin, plain old Shi-i-tus.

 

Here's one for Kiwi ! Come on u rrrr'sss , put in a performance ffs

 

Damn, forgot that's where I left my towel

 

My main concern tonight is critchley goes all square pegs on us and does daft things like field at centre back arthur
at wing back and we are 2-0 down after 15 mins. I'd be tempted not to play dykes and go with no striker or Armstrong for first 45. Play a different game against a physical team. Other options aren't readily available.

 

It's all us R's fans who have been 'struck down by illness', probably called 'Lose-itis'. Vaccine being worked-on with some urgency by the Sanofi people, apparently?