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Match Day Thread QPR v Newcastle United - Official Build Up / Matchday Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, May 11, 2015.

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  1. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

    Beardsley's Rancid Sack Well-Known Member

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    Dragged to a scaffold, broken on the wheel and then burnt to the heathen Gods of old.

    I'm so pissed off I can't even describe it.
     
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  2. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    so many possible outcomes. I'd prefer to be in your shoes though! We're on a downward spiral and you nearly always pull something out of the hat against the big guns. Your only worry is taking two hammerings and both hull winning and us getting a point against west ham. I think you're safe!
     
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  3. Gordonthetoony

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    19 losses in a season, worst ever since we came into the PL. ( Not JC fault though ) Will someone please show Carver and his team how to defend a crossed ball into the box and how the set up should be to balls just lobbed over the top.
    We are absolute SH.TE
     
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  4. jimileysbaldhead

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    [QUGeordieginola, post: 7935485, member: 1004371"]What a shower of ****.... I hope Carver goes to hell![/QUOTE]

    If Satan's got any brains he won't let the f:cker in.
     
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  5. Rick O'Shea

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    Not counting my chickens yet. We need a draw, a battling draw against arse and Chelsea in party mode is far from impossible. Glad we picked up a point today, it might prove vital! We play better againster better oponoents, it why we always beat you! Does that help you feel any better?
     
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  6. Nolberto's Salsa Inferno

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    <ok> ...I like your eye for the important details in life
     
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  7. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    I could be a more graphic mate but to tell you the truth I feel completly and utterly broken after that shameful bollocks.

    People like Ryder, Howey, etc who endorsed that midget goblin imp ****er should not only hang their ******ed heads in shame but should be thrown to a pack of starving radioactive Tasmanian Devils.
     
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  8. whack&blite

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    BRS. I don't know you and I'm not a frequent enough poster to have any online rapport with you. But your creative use of expletives and torture laden diatribes do give me some light relief during this painful experience. I am more pissed off after this latest surrender, than any of the previous showers of **** that preceded. But somehow you have brought a smile to my face. For that, I thank you.
     
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  9. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    Cheers big ears.

    I missed out Mick Lowes in my statement of hatred as well.
     
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  10. Obi Wan

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    This. One of the few rays of sunlight I can associate with the club at the moment, even if it is based on graphically evil hatred of how those in charge should be treated. <laugh>
     
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  11. mustyfrog

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    good thing u fkers will survive which will = 6 easy points for us next season
     
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  12. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    Why are people on Totalsport saying absurd things like 'I feel sorry for John Carver..'? I truly question anyone's sanity who come out with such drippling acts of quadrospazzery.
     
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  13. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    I still don't know how to turn off my swear filter. I do have fun trying to fill in the blanks on BRS's posts though.....

    ***** **** ******* shameful ******. They should ***** *********** **** ***** surgically ****** ****. ***** goblin ***** **** *** **** rusty barbed ***** ********. **** **** **** Shola **** ***** extracated ****** **** sideways.
     
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  14. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    I think we should be rid of such vile pieces of censorship. Throw away these 'swear filter' devices. Works of pure devilry if you ask me.
     
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  15. Obi Wan

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    <laugh>

    Does your swear filter also cut out the following then?
    - trebuchet
    - satan
    - 30 inch
    - puss filled
    - septic
    - wart-ridden
     
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    Toon fans & hull attacked in kings cross with bottles reports that an 8 year old one of them with many woman too
     
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  17. ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter

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    puss filled? I wondered where my cat goes to at night.
     
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  18. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Animals
     
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  19. Gordonthetoony

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    John Carver saying reason for our defeat was " We couldn't cope with their team changes ". FFS isn't that your job JC to change your own formation to match it? The most useless coach we have EVER had and a grand total of 10 points from 54 played for and we have now lost 19 times this season making it our worst ever in the PL. Have to also laugh at his comment we must treat every game as a cup final, doesn't he realise we lose cup finals and don't try in Cup games.

    The current squad and coaching staff don't deserve our support.
     
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  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Carver sucks the rancid stale beads of sweat from a hyperventilating Camel's ball sack.
     
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