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Match Day Thread QPR v Newcastle United - Official Build Up / Matchday Thread

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  1. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    He actually finished it quite well, he slipped but still controlled it!
     
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  2. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Defending was nearly as bad as ours mind!
     
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  3. Delusional Full Stop

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    That's all he needed. A defence as bad as ours.
     
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  4. Prince Isak (GG)

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    We have been doing it all wrong all season. **** any midfielders, they ****. Krul to Rivierre.... GET IN THEIR!
     
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  5. Obi Wan

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    [QUOTE The Real Morgan Freeman, post: 7935062, member: 1007957"]That's all he needed. A defence as bad as ours.[/QUOTE]
    Good point, he has been scoring loads in training - against our shower of ****ef
     
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  6. Lord Jonjomort

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    He kicked it off his leg. Appallingly lucky.
     
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  7. Obi Wan

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    Or incredible skill. :bandit:
     
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    Saint Carver singlehandedly digging us out of the ****ter.
     
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  9. Warmir Pouchov

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    Normal service resumed <laugh>

    6 ****ing million. Saying that, that goal alone has repaid his fee in the end if we win
     
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  10. Obi Wan

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    Has it finished yet? Come on ref blow the whistle.
     
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  11. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Indeed, he could have really made a name for himself. But yes, if we win its worth a lot and then we can sell him!
     
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  12. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Wow, QPR are actually a lot worse than we are.
     
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    "Newcastle fans would be thinking if there was another three months left they could have got into Europe the way they're playing."

    -Paul Merson, on Sky

    ****er.
     
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  14. Prince Isak (GG)

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    What a borefest the premiership is today. At this rate our game will be the only one on MOTD. after villas world class performance!
     
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  15. Gordonthetoony

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    At least they are showing a bit more spirit yoday. If score stays the same Riviere will have repaid his fee with one goal. Come on lads get another.
     
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  16. Joelinton's Right Foot

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  17. Darth Tash

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    Those stats make me cringe. Dominating so much but only 1-0 up due to a flukey goal :/ We're gonna concede a **** goal. I know it.
     
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  18. Prince Isak (GG)

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    We will win and Rivy will be known forever as the man that started the Geordie empire rule over the world. After this game, Carver indicates that he is leaving after the West Spam game knowing he left his legacy. The fat man, signs Father Kloppness on a 12 year contract to take over the role of manager and giving him 200 million to sign the players he wants and needs.

    Cabaye comes back on a free transfer because he wanted to engage in a geordie revolotion.

    Season one and Klopp comes second in the league only missing out on the title because we lost twice against sunderland..

    But in season 2, we win 39/38 games. Shola becomes club director o football and persuades messi, ronaldo, hazard, suarez and neymar to come. All buying out their contracts because of the lure of the geordie nation.....

    We win the champions league and then the fat man has a heart attack......
     
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  19. Obi Wan

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    Hull losing

    <party>
     
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  20. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Its going well. My preminition is gonna come true!
     
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