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  1. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Squeaky bum time. Gonna be a long day today.
     
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  2. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    This could be the start of a new thread.

    Requests for the Fat Lady to sing.

    Here's my first 10. Some seem eerily relevant!

    Jukebox Bargains: Rock’s 10 Best Long Songs
    By Chris Holmes

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    There’s a lot to be said for the impact of a nice, short rock song. But sometimes we want the hard-earned money we put into the jukebox at our favorite bar to last a long time — and protect us from our fellow patrons’ sometimes questionable musical tastes. Thankfully, there are plenty of great long rock songs that are well in excess of the standard radio-friendly three or four-minute mark. These tracks all clock in at for at least ten minutes, are not multi-part suites, and are so good they make it feel like half that. So sit back, take your time, and enjoy Ultimate Classic Rock’s list of Rock’s Best Long Songs:


    10
    'The End'
    The Doors


    From: 'The Doors' (1967)
    What started off, according to Jim Morrison, as a simple Doors breakup song evolved into one of the darkest and weirdest songs of the '60s. The song's lengthy middle section, in addition to boasting a hypnotic performance by the rest of the Doors, is a modern retelling of the Oedipal dramas of ancient Greek and Shakespearean times. Coming as it does at the end of an album of comparatively straightforward pop/rock songs, 'The End' likely contributed as much as any other Doors song to their image as a dark and dangerous band.

    Top 10 Ray Manzarek Doors Songs


    9
    'Underture'
    The Who


    From: 'Tommy' (1969)
    Back in the old days of vinyl, the placement of the Who's 'Underture' was significant. Because it ended the first 'Tommy' LP it served as both an outstanding musical summation of the songs that came before it, and as a palate cleanser for the second disc. It's also one of the few Who instrumentals around and, though the track is not a particularly high-octane moment, it's still thoroughly engaging. In fact, for those who take issue with the convoluted "plot" of 'Tommy,' it's a true bright spot and respite.

    Best Who Songs from the 1970s


    8
    'The Musical Box'
    Genesis


    From: 'Nursery Cryme' (1971)
    Genesis took a few tentative stabs at longer compositions on their previous album, 1970's 'Trespass.' But it was on 'The Musical Box,' opening song on the next year's 'Nursery Cryme,' that the scope of their ambition and talent became clear. With new bandmates Phil Collins and Steve Hackett in the fold, 'The Musical Box' alternates between delicate beauty and primal force -- and sets the template for the band for years to come. This is considered to be one of the essential songs of progressive rock, and for good reason.

    Tracing Genesis' Lineup Changes


    7
    'Station to Station'
    David Bowie


    From: 'Station to Station' (1976)
    It was on this song, Bowie's longest, that he introduced the persona of the Thin White Duke. The first half is a droning, hypnotic affair with clear influences from popular contemporary krautrock acts like Kraftwerk and Neu!, while the second is a decidedly more funky and uptempo affair. Combined, the effect is powerful.

    David Bowie's Best Lyrics


    6
    'I Heard It Through the Grapevine'
    Creedence Clearwater Revival


    From: 'Cosmo's Factory' (1970)
    For its first few three minutes or so, CCR's extended take on this Motown classic is a fairly spot-on adaption of the song made famous by Smokey Robinson & the Miracles and made legendary by Marvin Gaye. But just then, John Fogerty and crew turn it into one of the greatest recorded jams in rock history. Driven by Fogerty's guitar playing and Doug Clifford's drumming, the Creedence version of 'I Heard It Through the Grapevine' occupies nearly a quarter of the running time on the group's multi-platinum 'Cosmo's Factory.'

    Rock's Ugliest Band Breakups


    5
    'Funeral for a Friend/Love Lies Bleeding'
    Elton John


    From: 'Goodbye Yellow Brick Road' (1973)
    Originally conceived as two separate songs, Elton John's 'Funeral for a Friend/Love Lies Bleeding' merged mainly because they ended and began with the same key. Regardless of why, however, the two are now linked forever as perhaps the most towering testament to John's songwriting and performing talent. The instrumental first half was written as the music John would want played at his own funeral. Its classical-tinged structure segues perfectly into the more traditional rock approach of 'Love Lies Bleeding,' one of the greatest breakup tunes ever.

    Top 10 Elton John Songs


    4
    'Heart of the Sunrise'
    Yes


    From: 'Fragile' (1971)
    Arriving as it does at the conclusion of a Yes album already containing great tracks like 'Long-Distance Runaround' and 'Roundabout,' 'Heart of the Sunrise' doesn't always get its just due. And yet it's perhaps the song that best balances Yes's sprawling songwriting tendencies with their uncanny pop sensibilities. Every member of Yes makes their mark on this track, which quickly became a fan favorite and a staple of live Yes shows.

    Best Steve Howe Solos With Yes


    3
    'Cygnus X-1 Book I: The Voyage'
    Rush


    From: 'A Farewell to Kings' (1977)
    While '2112' saved Rush's career and is viewed as the pinnacle of their '70s output, 'Cygnus X-1 Book I: The Voyage' is everything great about the band in a much more concise package. The sci-fi lyrics, about an interstellar explorer being sucked into a black hole, are as frightful as they are fanciful. The music, meanwhile, is as aggressive as any the band ever recorded. When Geddy Lee wails "Sound and fury drown my heart; every nerve is torn apart," you would swear you were on board the Rocinante as it was pulled into oblivion.

    The Nerdiest Rush Songs Ever


    2
    'Dogs'
    Pink Floyd


    From: 'Animals' (1977)
    Immediately following the gentle acoustic opener 'Pigs on the Wing, Part 1' comes the snarling savagery of 'Dogs.' Over the course of 17 sprawling minutes, every member of Pink Floyd earns a turn in the spotlight, but it's David Gilmour who shines brightest. Set against some of Roger Waters' most caustic lyrics ever are a series of guitar solos that are among his best and fiercest ever.

    Pink Floyd Albums, Ranked Worst to Best


    1
    'Achilles Last Stand'
    Led Zeppelin


    From: 'Presence' (1976)
    What makes 'Achilles Last Stand' such a triumph for Led Zeppelin is not that it's their longest studio song -- it's actually No. 3 on that list -- but that they manage to maintain such ferocity for nearly the entire running time. Gone was the band's trademark blend of hard rock and blues, and in its place was a masterpiece of heavy metal that has inspired countless musicians since. Just don't ask us to make much sense of Robert Plant's lyrics on this one.

    Led Zeppelin's Most Confusing Lyrics




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  3. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    I feel pretty sick tbh.
     
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  4. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    cheque is awaiting clearence
    not sure what the problem is
    pretty sure minxy wont mind you starting another one
    tell you what
    I will send another cheque to cover your tab
     
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I think this will be a bad beating unless Mike has put his hand in his pocket and paid them off :biggrin:
     
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  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    One error here Tash. You have described Riviere as a battering ram. If you are looking for that you'd be better off playing young Tom Heardman or perhaps Obi. Riviere is to football what Eddie the Eagle was to ski jumping. I'd rather watch old people have sex.
     
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  7. jimileysbaldhead

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    Stoney Road- Chris Rea
     
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  8. jimileysbaldhead

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    E="The Great Escape, post: 7934228, member: 1009558"]One error here Tash. You have described Riviere as a battering ram. If you are looking for that you'd be better off playing young Tom Heardman or perhaps Obi. Riviere is to football what Eddie the Eagle was to ski jumping. I'd rather watch old people have sex.[/QUOTE]

    You'd learn a thing or two if you did...<laugh>
     
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  9. Nolberto's Salsa Inferno

    Nolberto's Salsa Inferno Well-Known Member

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    Strangely Optimistic today: ie a 2 goal rout instead of the usual 4 or 5

    Think we will sneak this one though ...Suns out and all is good and right (at the mo')
     
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  10. Seabass

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    Go on the Saints!
     
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  11. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    [QUOTE="Seabass, post: 7934474, member: 101543 Go on the Saints![/QUOTE]

    Giving Villa a real humping.

    Now we just need Spurs to do the same to Hull...
     
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    Giving Villa a real humping.

    Now we just need Spurs to do the same to Hull...[/QUOTE]

    I'm not too hopeful for that one.
     
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  13. Hugh Briss

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    So we're away to the worst team in the league.

    No wins at Loftus Road in 2015.

    Newcastle United haven't lost there in 20 years.

    Home win <ok>
     
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    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    01 Krul
    22 Janmaat
    02 Coloccini
    36 Dummett
    18 Gutiérrez
    04 Taylor
    14 Colback
    17 Pérez
    07 Sissoko
    20 Cabella
    29 Riviere

    Substitutes
    08 Anita
    09 Cissé
    11 Gouffran
    16 Aarons
    28 Ameobi
    30 Abeid
    41 Woodman

    RIVIERE FFS!?!
     
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  15. Nolberto's Salsa Inferno

    Nolberto's Salsa Inferno Well-Known Member

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    Taylor for Abeid AGAIN? What has Abeid done, apart from looking surprisingly good and effective in MF to piss off Carver so much? Unless its for Raylors set piece delivery...when he finally arrives there after a 5 minute 50 meter run
     
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  16. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    And his set pieces haven't even been that good lately (he says hoping that reverse psychology will lead to Raylor scoring a 30 yard screamer from a free kick).
    Agree though Abeid should be in. And Cisse - even if half fit, he still has twice the chance of scoring than ****ing Riviere. We need goals. Hell, throw Aarons in instead of Riviere.
     
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  17. Nolberto's Salsa Inferno

    Nolberto's Salsa Inferno Well-Known Member

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    I can sort of understand Rivierre in though..He HAS to score at some point this season. The laws of probability, quantum mechanics and multi universe theories say so.. SO somewhere i there is a Rivierre banging them in ...today might be our universe's turn
     
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  18. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    I hope so. Would be great if he finished the season as our top scorer. <whistle>
     
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  19. Nolberto's Salsa Inferno

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    Rivierre was bought as a 3 goal a season striker ...so 2 games left to get there ....

    He looked not too shabby in pre-season in New Zealand against the Dog n Ducks 2nd XI though ..Don't understand whats gone wrong
     
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  20. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    This is going to be ****. Real ****. The sort of **** that is partially covered in bloody matter and smells like the Cambodian genocide.
     
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