Match Day Thread QPR v Newcastle United - Official Build Up / Matchday Thread

Warm the beans up before you enter and hey presto!

 

Ah, NOW I know why they have ti s of baked beans with mini sausages inside, they've seen you in action.

 

You're clearly not working for Heinz as they only have 57 varieties and not the 69 you have.

 

The key is to hang your balls deftly on the edge of the tin can so as not to get sauce on them.

 

Mr T apparently likes spaghetti hoops.

 

Looks like you prefer TAGhetti hoops.

 

I had a dream last night that I was getting a blow job from the blonde one in Abba, woke up with a start when his beard started to tickle my bollocks.

 

I've shaved now.

 

Toon win 2 nowt.

 

Toon 2-1, Hull to lose, we stay up. West ham game boycotted - Ashley Sells us on in summer, We transfer out the deadwood and sign 12 players on 4 year contracts, we reach europe again in 2 years.


but in the real world i would say 1-1 and Hull the same, sweaky bum time for last game of the season.

 

Line up -

------------Riviere-----------
---Perez-----------Cabella--
------------Sissoko-----------
------Colback----Raylor-----
Jonas--Colo--Dummett--Anita
--------------Krul-------------

The CF is likely to get no service, so there's no point in Cisse being up there. If we're going to have a battering ram it might as well be Riviere, with Cisse coming on later on for impact.

2-2 seems to scream out to me. We're capable of 1-2, but I've got a feeling we'll concede 2 crappy goals.

I'm gonna be optimistic and say 2-1 to Toon. (Austin, Perez and Sissoko).

 

Can see us winning this game but got to say I've really stopped paying attention to Newcastle. Only watched the Swansea game and last 20 minutes and Leicester and even then I couldn't be that arsed.

 

Good. I honestly right now in our situation would take him back. At least he has got character.

 

Can't see us getting another point this season and tomorrow will be the reason we go down.
Tbf we deserve it for 1 month out of 18 been creditable

 

if you cant beat QPR then you deserve to come down with us

 

This game will be a draw. But a good game.

 

Fair point Kiwi. As much as I WANT us to stay up, I don't think we DESERVE to.

By the way, have you settled your tab yet? I may beed to add some drinks to the bill today - regardless of the result.

 

Think we will get beat.

 

My next door neighbour's a very fat lady and she was singing her heart out this morning.
I fear the worst.

 

I don't think Barton is suspended, but after his twitter spat with Marsh it would be to your advantage if he plays because he might get a little bit of stick from the crowd