I am afraid to tell you that this article in the Mail is TRUE. Warnock IS going to leave QPR, in the same way that Sir Alex IS going to leave MUFC, in the same way that we are all going to die eventually. I have also heard from a source at the Daily Mail that Elvis was seen riding Shergar down the Uxbridge Road with Lord Lucan in hot pursuit. A Mail insider has also revealed that the article will be relegated to the Sun by the Press Assocation because it lacks any true points. The cause of the lack of points is because of the use of third rate reporters who ARE registered as ******s. A spokesman said (which is journo speak for 'We made this bit up'), 'the PA know that the Mail are guilty, they know they are guilty, it just depends on how many points they got right. I can see the Mail being relegated to the Beano league'.
