A dire performance produces a 7 goal thriller and a win.
Emmanuel-Thomas is clearly not a footballer and yet scores two good goals.
Henry and Tosser with not a tackle between them, play as holding midfielders while Faurlin and Sandro sit on the bench.
Phillips, who is touted as a Premier League talent, plays the full 90 minutes but is virtually invisible.
Rob Green has two feet but can't kick. And can't jump...or catch...or...
Ramsey has shed loads of coaching badges but is unable to organise a defence.
I'm sure there are many others...
Emmanuel-Thomas is clearly not a footballer and yet scores two good goals.
Henry and Tosser with not a tackle between them, play as holding midfielders while Faurlin and Sandro sit on the bench.
Phillips, who is touted as a Premier League talent, plays the full 90 minutes but is virtually invisible.
Rob Green has two feet but can't kick. And can't jump...or catch...or...
Ramsey has shed loads of coaching badges but is unable to organise a defence.
I'm sure there are many others...