QPR buy Player

[Sooperhoop]

The club must be quite 'flushed' to have signed him; hope he doesn't turn out to be 'crap'. Perhaps we should be investing more in our scouting 'cistern' to ensure we're not holed below the 'waterline' but other clubs. We were blessed with Don 'Shanks', so maybe we should sign Lester 'Armitage' now?

We've already had Dan Sh*ttu and had Dunga as an investor, Kaka and Dudu would just about blow us out...

 

[Eamon Holmes]

The Player transfer will NOT take place. Apparently it was all made up by some journo trying to blow smoke up our Rs.

 

[GoldhawkRoad]

If no good, he'll go tobacco the queue

 

[UpminstR]

Can't believe we've blown (c)Ash on this guy. Butt I'll give him a chance and if he fails I'll give him a lift to the Embassy. If all else fails we'll just stub him out.

 

[sb_73]

Other smoking related players scouts are interested in:
Rene Gitanes
Reg Capstan Non Filter
Tex Marlboro
Alf 'Humpy' Camel
Sergei Davidoff
Lambert Butler

Choke on that.

This post sponsored by British American Tobacco. "A cough, a splutter and a cycle of chemotherapy"

 

[Steelmonkey]

He better score on his debut, or the fans will go Menthol

 

[Sooperhoop]

Other smoking related players scouts are interested in:
Rene Gitanes
Reg Capstan Non Filter
Tex Marlboro
Alf 'Humpy' Camel
Sergei Davidoff
Lambert Butler

Choke on that.

This post sponsored by British American Tobacco. "A cough, a splutter and a cycle of chemotherapy"

I've heard we're looking at a Cuban called Montecristo, a bit of a lad this one, likes rolling around on the thighs of a virgin...

 

[Wherever]

Reckon he'll score 8, 9 goals maybe he'll nick a ten
I know

 

[kiwiqpr]

Reckon he'll score 8, 9 goals maybe he'll nick a ten
I know

He could be that twenty a season people are always saying we need

 

[SW Ranger]

I've heard we're looking at a Cuban called Montecristo, a bit of a lad this one, likes rolling around on the thighs of a virgin...

Now this one I like... I think we can definitely Count on him

 

[Eamon Holmes]

We could find a space for Ken, Ken Sitas.
My mate Malcolm is looking for a club. (Known as Pall Mall to his friends).
One for the Ladies team, May Fair.
I still wonder what might have been had we still got Sterling.

After all that we still need a 20 a season striker.

 

[West London Willy]

All good on paper, and with varying strengths, but do we really want to cough up if they are no good in the smoke? And if we do, will the fans roll up?