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QPR buy Player

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by stanleyparkerbowles, Aug 10, 2017.

  1. Sooperhoop

    Sooperhoop Well-Known Member

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    We've already had Dan Sh*ttu and had Dunga as an investor, Kaka and Dudu would just about blow us out...
     
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  2. Eamon Holmes

    Eamon Holmes Well-Known Member

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    The Player transfer will NOT take place. Apparently it was all made up by some journo trying to blow smoke up our Rs.
     
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  3. GoldhawkRoad

    GoldhawkRoad Well-Known Member

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    If no good, he'll go tobacco the queue
     
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  4. UpminstR

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    Can't believe we've blown (c)Ash on this guy. Butt I'll give him a chance and if he fails I'll give him a lift to the Embassy. If all else fails we'll just stub him out.
     
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  5. sb_73

    sb_73 Well-Known Member

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    Other smoking related players scouts are interested in:
    Rene Gitanes
    Reg Capstan Non Filter
    Tex Marlboro
    Alf 'Humpy' Camel
    Sergei Davidoff
    Lambert Butler

    Choke on that.

    This post sponsored by British American Tobacco. "A cough, a splutter and a cycle of chemotherapy"
     
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  6. Steelmonkey

    Steelmonkey Well-Known Member

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    He better score on his debut, or the fans will go Menthol
     
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  7. Sooperhoop

    Sooperhoop Well-Known Member

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    I've heard we're looking at a Cuban called Montecristo, a bit of a lad this one, likes rolling around on the thighs of a virgin...
     
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  8. Wherever

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    Reckon he'll score 8, 9 goals maybe he'll nick a ten
    I know
     
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  9. kiwiqpr

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    He could be that twenty a season people are always saying we need
     
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  10. SW Ranger

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    Now this one I like... I think we can definitely Count on him
     
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  11. Eamon Holmes

    Eamon Holmes Well-Known Member

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    We could find a space for Ken, Ken Sitas.
    My mate Malcolm is looking for a club. (Known as Pall Mall to his friends).
    One for the Ladies team, May Fair.
    I still wonder what might have been had we still got Sterling.

    After all that we still need a 20 a season striker.
     
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  12. West London Willy

    West London Willy Well-Known Member

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    All good on paper, and with varying strengths, but do we really want to cough up if they are no good in the smoke? And if we do, will the fans roll up?
     
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