We've already had Dan Sh*ttu and had Dunga as an investor, Kaka and Dudu would just about blow us out...
The Player transfer will NOT take place. Apparently it was all made up by some journo trying to blow smoke up our Rs.
Can't believe we've blown (c)Ash on this guy. Butt I'll give him a chance and if he fails I'll give him a lift to the Embassy. If all else fails we'll just stub him out.
Other smoking related players scouts are interested in: Rene Gitanes Reg Capstan Non Filter Tex Marlboro Alf 'Humpy' Camel Sergei Davidoff Lambert Butler Choke on that. This post sponsored by British American Tobacco. "A cough, a splutter and a cycle of chemotherapy"
I've heard we're looking at a Cuban called Montecristo, a bit of a lad this one, likes rolling around on the thighs of a virgin...
We could find a space for Ken, Ken Sitas. My mate Malcolm is looking for a club. (Known as Pall Mall to his friends). One for the Ladies team, May Fair. I still wonder what might have been had we still got Sterling. After all that we still need a 20 a season striker.
All good on paper, and with varying strengths, but do we really want to cough up if they are no good in the smoke? And if we do, will the fans roll up?