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QPR after Simpson

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Amnesiac, Aug 19, 2011.

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  1. Frank_Pingel_Legend

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    Apparently Blyth Spartans have put in a bid of £20 to Newcastle for their kitchen sink. After a lot of haggling, Blyth upped their bid to £30. In a frenzy of excitement Mike Ashley rushed to the kitchen, only to find his spanner didn't fit the nut connecting the sink to the plumbing. Talks have stalled, but follow the ongoing story on SSN.
     
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  2. You'veBeenTiote'd

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    I imagine the reason that talks have stalled is cos he's as indecisive in contract talks as he is when defending...**** it, Enrique was better in his 2nd season, lets throw Perch in the deep end!
     
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  3. Amnesiac

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    Only 2 words I could take seriously
     
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  4. You'veBeenTiote'd

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    <laugh> is he really that off-putting?!
     
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  5. Amnesiac

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    He looks like he's about to cry in your avatar <laugh> I seriously should ignore that.
     
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  6. You'veBeenTiote'd

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    That's his default setting! I actually love this avatar, he's like Eeyore as a person <laugh>
     
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  7. Amnesiac

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    Even when he tries to look happy, it looks ridiculously false
     
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  8. You'veBeenTiote'd

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    I've been looking at pictures of him and the only ones that he ever looks genuinely happy in are from when he's at Wigan! It's like he's depressed by just being in the north east <laugh>
     
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  9. Amnesiac

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    Well he only ever seemed to score against us, what has he got to be happy about now? Apart from the thousands of fans cheering him on instead of the 10 that Wigan have.
     
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  10. You'veBeenTiote'd

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    10?! I think you're over estimating a bit there
     
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  11. Amnesiac

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    Touché
     
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