Jon Champion: "Mbia booked for simulation" Co commentator John Gregory: "For a footballer or a dive?" Priceless
SWP - so great down the wing. So great at receiving passes. He's the biggest pretender of all. A complete waste of space. Why is HR picking him FFS!!!!!! He is giving nothing (oh no he is, he's giving the ball away - and again; and again)
Do you remember playing football during games lessons at school. It was the only time that the softer boys were made to participate. Do you remember how they used to mince hopelessly about like sciatic ballerinas, all off balance, cutting useless shapes, falling over in slow motion and fearful of getting their starched shorts dirty? Not sure why it all came back to me.