Q & A With Beale

Would you ever pump someone old enough to be your, erm, auntie?

 

...aye, but what do you really like about Gambol?

 

No point in asking if she fancies coming to Bristol for a threesome then.

 

Italy. Love the food and culture, the only barrier would be the language which I'm too lazy to learn

 

Well yeah I already have

 

What do you do in your spare time apart from modelling for the Where's Wally books?

 

Where did your trousers go?

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And so the obsession begins anew.

 

If Mick said he'd heard that one of the forum regulars only had 6 weeks to live which poster would you most like it to be?

 

Oooh, tricksy. I sense a trap.

 

I sense a future GC blockbuster thread

 

If by saying his/her name I could guarantee he/she would be dead within 6 weeks then I may have been willing to give it a go.

Sadly though, no dice Dan.

 

Have you ever fantasised about sucking another man's cock?

 

If I had to pick, ER. And that's not for any bad reason.

The reason being he's an old man and he's lived his life. It'd be unfair to choose someone else

 

No, honestly

 

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Very challenging that one really.

 

Really?

ER's cock?

<puke>

 

Have you ever touched another blokes erect cock?

 

Do you still cry yourself to sleep every night over Kirsten?