Punters Club - STANDINGS

Keep on trying daimun - domt worry I'll buy you a pint in Hemel out of my winnings!

Meanwhile I am going to keep on trying to breath down Never's neck

 

Saucy!!!!

 

Buggering your competitors to gain unfair advantage constitutes a £40 fine

 

I still have the dog to bring in as well

 

The mind boggles!

 

Only 6 losers this week. The 2 biggest being; Terrorwit and Outsider. We both spunked away the £30 with gay abandon.
By my reckoning, taking into account the replacement of BillyB at the foot of the table and the - £157.90 deficit, that makes Outsider our 'Aber(dude, where's my cock?)' minge of the week. Congrats Outsider, fine work.

2 were no shows, Mikraswan and will.i.am.
Leaving 7 winners. 6 of the 7 won £3 or less so I won't bother to list them but special mentions for Swanselona, who went up a couple of places with his win of £2.50, and Shellbelle who made another profit...even though it was only £1.30. Is she a real person Musty or a computer generated betting system you've got rigged up?

The outstanding performer this week was Barracuda, ahem, Beppeswan who won £52.30 which took him up 6/7 places....he has the leading pack in his sights, 1 more big week should put him in the mix.

AFTER ROUND 16

Code:

[table="width: 400, class: grid, align: left"]
[tr="bgcolor:#ccc"][td]Pos[/td][td]Name[/td][td]Balance[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]1[/td][td]Shellbelle[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £155.60[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]2[/td][td]DaiSwanHuwsMate[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £40.30[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]3[/td][td]Glamexile[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £25.30[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]4[/td][td]Daimungeezer[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £5.60[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]5[/td][td]Neveroffsideref[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £16.12[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]6[/td][td]brb[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £27.20[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]7[/td][td]beppeswan[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£61.50[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]8[/td][td]mustyfrog[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£66[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]9[/td][td]will.i.am[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£67.10[/COLOR](missed last week)[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]10[/td][td]Mikraswan[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£78.30[/COLOR](missed last week)[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]11[/td][td]Terrorwit[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£82.40[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]12[/td][td]Swanselona[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£111.63[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]13[/td][td]Falseteeth[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£111.80[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]14[/td][td]billybjack[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£146.80[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]15[/td][td]Outsider[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£157.90[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[/table]

 

erm...minor improvement...the Swans saved me...lol

 

To clarify the Musty situation
As Musty got banned he gets fined for every week that he misses (until it becomes obvious that he isn't coming back.
However, Shellbelle, Outsider, and Falseteeth clearly had no control over that situation...so they won't get fined.
Musty, if you're reading, come back fella. The forum is richer for all of our overseas contributors.

Biggest winners this round were; Beppeswan (£25), will.i.am (£24.30) and Billybjack (£19.50)

AFTER ROUND 17

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[table="width: 400, class: grid, align: left"]
[tr="bgcolor:#ccc"][td]Pos[/td][td]Name[/td][td]Balance[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]1[/td][td]Shellbelle[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £155.60[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]2[/td][td]DaiSwanHuwsMate[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £44.30[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]3[/td][td]Glamexile[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £24.10[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]4[/td][td]Daimungeezer[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £6.80[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]5[/td][td]Neveroffsideref[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £9.92[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]6[/td][td]brb[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £31.40[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]7[/td][td]beppeswan[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£36.50[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]8[/td][td]will.i.am[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£42.80[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]9[/td][td]Terrorwit[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£78.40[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]10[/td][td]Mustyfrog[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£86[/COLOR](missed last week)[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]11[/td][td]Mikraswan[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£108.30[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]12[/td][td]Falseteeth[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£111.80[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]13[/td][td]Billybjack[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£127.30[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]14[/td][td]Swanselona[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£131.63[/COLOR](missed last week)[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]15[/td][td]Outsider[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£157.90[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[/table]

 

Only 3 winners; billybjack (£29.50), Never (£25.70) and the now consistent Beppeswan (£7.70)


AFTER ROUND 18

Code:

[table="width: 400, class: grid, align: left"]
[tr="bgcolor:#ccc"][td]Pos[/td][td]Name[/td][td]Balance[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]1[/td][td]Shellbelle[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £155.60[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]2[/td][td]Neveroffsidereff[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £15.78[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]3[/td][td]DaiSwan[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £14.30 [/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]4[/td][td]Glamexile [/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £10.30[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]5[/td][td]Daimungeezer [/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £23.20 [/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]6[/td][td]beppeswan [/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £28.80 [/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]7[/td][td]will.i.am[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£51.30 [/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]8[/td][td]brb [/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£61.40[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]9[/td][td]Terrorwit[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£92.20[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]10[/td][td]billybjack [/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£97.80 [/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]11[/td][td]Mustyfrog [/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£106 [/COLOR](missed last week)[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]12[/td][td]Falseteeth[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£111.80[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]13[/td][td]Mikraswan [/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£120.30[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]14[/td][td]Swanselona[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£151.63[/COLOR](missed last week)[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]15[/td][td]Outsider[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£157.90[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[/table]

 

What a good effort from the punters, only 3 losers were myself (£9), will.i.am (£18.60) and our minge of the week BillyB (£30)

Things are clearly hotting up at the turn of the year as a number of punters are posting consistent profits. This weeks leading punters are; brb (£36), Glamexile (£36), Daimungeezer (£34) and the indomitable DaiswanHuw'smate (£24)

AFTER ROUND 19

Code:

[table="width: 400, class: grid, align: left"]
[tr="bgcolor:#ccc"][td]Pos[/td][td]Name[/td][td]Balance[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]1[/td][td]Shellbelle[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £155.60[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]2[/td][td]Glamexile[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £46.30[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]3[/td][td]DaiSwan[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £38.30 [/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]4[/td][td]Neveroffsideref [/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £32.78[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]5[/td][td]Daimungeezer [/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £10.80 [/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]6[/td][td]beppeswan [/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £20.60 [/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]7[/td][td]brb[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£25.40 [/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]8[/td][td]will.i.am [/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£69.90[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]9[/td][td]Terrorwit[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£101.20[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]10[/td][td]Falseteeth [/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£111.80 [/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]11[/td][td]Mikraswan [/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£113.90 [/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]12[/td][td]Mustyfrog[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£126[/COLOR](missed last week)[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]13[/td][td]Billybjack [/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£127.80[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]14[/td][td]Outsider[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£157.90[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]15[/td][td]Swanselona[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£171.63[/COLOR](missed last week)[/td][/tr]
[/table]

 

Posh joins in on - £49.50 (the average so far). I'm sure we all would like to warmly welcome el minx to our little game.

Very poor week. Only 2 winners being BillyB (£14.20) and brb (£10.80).
As Posh has just joined she can have the dubious honour of being a debutant penis of the week (pc re brand in order ) after losing the maximum £30.

AFTER ROUND 20

Code:

[table="width: 400, class: grid, align: left"]
[tr="bgcolor:#ccc"][td]Pos[/td][td]Name[/td][td]Balance[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]1[/td][td]Shellbelle[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £155.60[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]2[/td][td]Glamexile[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £41.400[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]3[/td][td]DaiSwan[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £31.30 [/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]4[/td][td]Neveroffsideref [/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £14.98[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]5[/td][td]brb [/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £14.60 [/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]6[/td][td]Daimungeezer[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £19.20 [/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]7[/td][td]beppeswan[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£25.50 [/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]8[/td][td]will.i.am [/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£74.80[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]9[/td][td]Simply_Posh[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£79.50[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]10[/td][td]Falseteeth [/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£111.80 [/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]11[/td][td]Billybjack [/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£113.60 [/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]12[/td][td]Terrorwit[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£131.20[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]13[/td][td]Mikraswan [/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£143.90[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]14[/td][td]Mustyfrog[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£146[/COLOR](missed last week)[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]15[/td][td]Outsider[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£157.90[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]16[/td][td]Swanselona[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£191.63[/COLOR](missed last week)[/td][/tr]
[/table]

 

AFTER ROUND 22

Code:

[table="width: 400, class: grid, align: left"]
[tr="bgcolor:#ccc"][td]Pos[/td][td]Name[/td][td]Balance[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]1[/td][td]Shellbelle[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £133.10[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]2[/td][td]DaiSwan[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £26.30[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]3[/td][td]Neveroffsideref[/td][td][COLOR="black"]+ £15.38[/COLOR[/td[/tr]
[tr][td]4[/td][td]Glamexile [/td][td][COLOR="red"]+ £4.60[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]5[/td][td]brb [/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £35 [/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]6[/td][td]Beppeswan[/td][td][COLOR="red"]- £46 [/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]7[/td][td]Daimungeezer[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£52.10 [/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]8[/td][td]will.i.am[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£66.70[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]9[/td][td]Simply_Posh[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£72.60[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]10[/td][td]Falseteeth [/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£100.70 [/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]11[/td][td]Billybjack[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£153.60 [/COLOR](missed last week)[/td][/tr]
[tr][td]12[/td][td]MikraSwan[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£163.90[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]13[/td][td]Terrorwit [/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£167.40[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]14[/td][td]Swanselona[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£172.13[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]15[/td][td]Outsider[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£187.90[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[tr][td]16[/td][td]Mustyfrog[/td][td][COLOR="red"]-£196[/COLOR][/td][/tr]
[/table]

 

Ever since I patted myself on the back and thought I was doing well I've been plummeting faster than a flightless bluebird with a concrete parachute

 

where have I gone ?

 

I'm disappointed with just a £2 win last week. Bloody cardiff let me down..

 

Same, now I know how them lot feel every week

 

You're in 8th place flower

 

Not on that list ... My toes aren't hairy !

 

Sorry, just having some fun with the Hobbit accusations

Been amended now.

 

Oh .... am I the Hobbit ?

Haven't seen that post