Punt For Most Dramatic Thread of the Year

Hopefully they find something.... so they don’t section you.

 

Why would they section me, I'm completely normal?

 

Let's be fair mate, we've all done worse threads...

I think it's pretty decent tbh, 10 pager minimum.

 

They’ll give you a prescription to deal with hyperchondria.

 

"The prosecution presents exhibit A which is an account named 'luvgonzo' on the not606 sports forum..."

 

I was a little worried but feeling a bit of a **** now. Probably a trapped nerve or something causing the chest pain. Anyway glad I got it checked certainly wasn't right to leave it.

 

How does that feel?

Nah on a serious note t's better to go and there be nothing wrong rather than the vice versa...

 

It's better to be wrong and have it checked than to be wrong and not have gone in.

 

I’m only teasing you

 

Some kid just came up to me trying to be friendly, I don't like kids and had to pretend to find him funny. ****ing hate hospitals and wanted to slap the ****er.

 

should have as i promise you would have been dealt with quicker



















but far more painfully.

 

Didn't you used to work as a children's entertainer ?

 

No, that's his friends on the clown forum.

 

The **** I did, I can only just about put up with my own kids.

 

I had it at the back of my mind that you called yourself Mr Bonzo, and made balloon animals for spoiled toddlers.

Surely, I can't have dreamed something like that ?

 

I'm going with too much smack.

 

Big fanny.

 

Explains the snip.



Glad youre ok fella.

 

Happily or fighting?

And why ffs?

 

Happily... and because I don't want any more children.