Punt For Most Dramatic Thread of the Year

I'm rocking up all casual like I'll have you know.

 

Heart bypass surgery is a doddle these days. You’ll be fine.

You’re only issue is being off the booze for months after.

 

Don’t be took casual or they’ll have you sitting in reception for 12 hours

 

This is a worry.

 

Good point. I'll act up a bit when I get there.

 

Didn’t stop Boris Yeltsin as I recall.

 

Isn't he dead?

 

Try and look noble, while at the same time making it clear you are inches away from karking it; they won’t want you doing that in front of a large audience of mums and toddlers etc.

 

Yeah, there is that. Knew I’d missed something.

Okay, if it is your heart, lay off the vodka for at least a month

And don’t wrestle any bears.

 

they like that

breaks up the tedium of their day.

 

must say my first thought was trapped nerve







or possibly serious degeneration of your cervical vertebrae leading to pressure on the root nerves leading off spinal cord

 

Ok so arrived at A&E booked in and waiting.

 

You’re doing the right thing mate,

Too many blokes just try to ignore it. And if they’re lucky live to regret it later.

Hope it’s nothing, probably a trapped nerve.

 

last time i went to A&E i was still there 22 hours later .
Hope you made some sarnies before you set off .

 

Regular updates please Luv.

And let us know where to send flowers etc.

 

Cash donations rather than flowers please, I'll PM my PayPal.

 

Poll added.

 

It took you ****ing ages to get there. The suspense is killing me.

I don’t want to be rude, but could it all be in the head?

 

I'll be getting it done as soon as I'm 30.

 

May nick this idea when I have to have a camera up my arse... and see if I can get the photos of the inside to post up.