Lets hope for your sake hes not going as far a Blackpool, could be a long drive, what would you talk about? maybe let him do some of the driving!
He'd drive okay for the first couple of miles, then he'd start driving badly. Eventually you'd end up in a ditch. Just pop him in the baby seat in the back & listen to your Kings of Leon CD.
In a ditch? I rather thought that he was "on the verge" of signing. Maybe he would have to make a "pit" stop.(Is Portsmouth on the way?)
BBC reporting that Burnley are saying one in and none out today; hopefully Puncheon in; but that apparently means no JR for us!