Haha live little twat aint ya, mate I have no intention of trying to interest a boring little ****e like "Toby", my only intention was to get a response, thick fukin ******
Yorkshire is the spiritual home of football, Lancashire is the home of the biggest and most successful clubs. Football is the Sport of the North. You Southern ****s can keep your Wiff-Waff. And stop playing OUR sports too, dickhead.
Football may well be the sport of the north but the north is the sport of the south. We actually invented northerners for a laugh. That's why we keep you as our pets.