Off Topic Pun competition

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So am I right in saying that our Marketing Dept are saying that people can hire the pitch in May to have sex in the Centre Circle?

For me, I would like to do 'the dirty' from the spot where the 'K' word scored this.......<ok>

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Call me old fashioned, but all things in their place, and I want to see stuff like the Kermogant goal at the Valley (cheers AHLL), not shagging on th pitch. You never saw Derek Hales doing that sort of thing!
 
Great PR stunt by the club IMHO over a million views, think it done the job it attended to fantastic
 
Disagree. Actually called the club this morning on behalf of work to discuss this stunt, and I've never come across as such an arrogant ***** in my life.

I challenged them on the fact they have lost big contracts (celebrity soccer etc) and this wouldn't have been necessary had they been able to maintain them, and then asked why we hadn't. There was no answer, just excuses as if they were read off a sheet. The 1 million views, when challenged how it was beneficial, wasn't answered. It sounds good, but in reality was a weak stunt and will be forgotten tomorrow.

Don't know about you, but the jokes of ''that's the most exciting thing your club has done in 10 years'' is embarrassing to me.
 
It was a PR stunt to generate interest in hiring the pitch out over the summer.

Why big contracts were lost in the first place is something the club refuse to answer. Instead I got some second hand car salesman bull**** spouted to me. Genuinely seething about it.