If you'd have asked for a G and T in the old Telstar and it wasn't for a bird the barmaid would have glassed you. It would have saved the locals the bother.
Mate, I drink port in a pub when the fancy take me. My pub fitness was forged in The Pennine Rambler and Skippers. Imagine asking for a late bottled Tawny Port in one of those two **** holes? I'm actually chuckling at the very thought. Out loud.