Proposing

What was the question again?

 

A pre-marital and he's safe. She would only get a fair share of what was put into the marriage. The wimmin don't tend to like the mention of them though. Apparently it's "not romantic". Aye.

 

I know which buttons to press.

 

Ah ha, but in which order...that is the key

 

I'm getting hassle off my girlfriends mum and sister to get me to ask my bird to marry me. Don't see much point at the moment seeing as we're living together and not planning on having any kids for a good few years.

I started my job when I had just turned 17. The senior technician had only recently got engaged and on a night out told me the only reason he proposed was because his bird promised him anal if he proposed

 

belter

 

I once got an Irish Red Setter for a blowjob.

 

You'd of got a Wolf Hound if you'd held back just a touch longer..

 

Oh ****. He'll be pussy whipped the rest of his life.

 

Kinky.

 

Nah, it's what I wanted. Cost a fortune. I ended up giving it away for free about 6 months down the line coz it was mental

No really. I wasn't as good at them as I am now.

 

Well I hardly think the red setter was gonny complain about gettin a bad blowjob aff ye.

 

It was a bitch.

 

My border collie was quite good at them

I miss that dog

 

Beale is a legend

 

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Do you take your teeth out now?

 

I see.

So when's round one of the fuddy competition?

 

No, I have a dentist for that.

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