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League 2 last year was pretty much just us on here.
Sorry to hear about the stroke Mowgli, but don't worry about the beer. Guy Wanderer and I will give you a full report on every ale we try on our travels for the forthcoming season. Your liver will have palpitations just reading it!!!
On a serious note, hope you get back fighting fit fella
 
don't worry about the beer. Guy Wanderer and I will give you a full report on every ale we try on our travels for the forthcoming season. Your liver will have palpitations just reading it!!!
Fook off!! <laugh><laugh> Will be having 3 ciders in the pub garden tomorrow afternoon mate while puffing on my Vape contraption which the doc is more than happy with :) <cheers>
 
Fook off!! <laugh><laugh> Will be having 3 ciders in the pub garden tomorrow afternoon mate while puffing on my Vape contraption which the doc is more than happy with :) <cheers>
Enjoy your pints mate it should be a nice afternoon it wasn't the cider it was the shock of Gaz getting us promoted <laugh> 3 pints of Somerset cider cures all known ills so keep drinking it and you will soon feel fine
 
Fook off!! <laugh><laugh> Will be having 3 ciders in the pub garden tomorrow afternoon mate while puffing on my Vape contraption which the doc is more than happy with :) <cheers>

Tell your Doctor to buy his own contraption Mowgli, he earns enough.

Will that be 3 proper ciders or will it be the Alcoholic's preference in a plastic bottle? There is only one type of cider that is the proper stuff. You have to strain it through a muslin cloth before drinking. (that's muslin rather than a Muslim who wear muslin at home). The alternative to straining it (that's the cider not the left wrist) is to drink it through the gaps in your teeth and then spit regularly to get rid of the bits. It is wise not to sit too close to fellow drinkers or else a fight often ensues. Proper loopy juice.

The only thing that drives you madder than proper cider is the closed season in football when you have feck all else to do but drink the stuff and wait for the next kick off.
 
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Tell your Doctor to buy his own contraption Mowgli, he earns enough.

Will that be 3 proper ciders or will it be the Alcoholic's preference in a plastic bottle? There is only one type of cider that is the proper stuff. You have to strain it through a muslin cloth before drinking. (that's muslin rather than a Muslim who wear muslin at home). The alternative to straining it (that's the cider not the left wrist) is to drink it through the gaps in your teeth and then spit regularly to get rid of the bits. It is wise not to sit too close to fellow drinkers or else a fight often ensues. Proper loopy juice.

The only thing that drives you madder than proper cider is the closed season in football when you have feck all else to do but drink the stuff and wait for the next kick off.
I only drink Wilkins farmhouse cider mate it's made 10 miles from me, my local serves it or i go up the farm to stock up and whatever i drink there before i buy a gallon for £5 is free. :) <cheers>
 
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I only drink Wilkins farmhouse cider mate it's made 10 miles from me, my local serves it or i go up the farm to stock up and whatever i drink there before i buy a gallon for £5 is free. :) <cheers>
Where do you live mowgli? <laugh>
 
At a rough guess I'd say he lives in the service lane leading to the farm. Reasoning being that with that much free stuff to consume he never makes it far from the consumption site.
 
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At a rough guess I'd say he lives in the service lane leading to the farm. Reasoning being that with that much free stuff to consume he never makes it far from the consumption site.
My mate's missus drives us there bless her,i buy her a drink when i see her her in the pub every Sunday she loves a glass of 5 year old Somerset cider brandy before we get a taxi home.
You can camp at the back of the cider barn for £10 a night which includes all the cider you can drink until mid evening when it closes, i've done it myself a few times and it gets a bit messy <laugh><laugh><laugh> <cheers>