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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Raging Oxter, Aug 13, 2013.

  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Had Odin worship had a recorded edict - a book - and been still practiced at the time Constantinople was the fighting/merging points of Asian and European culture, then it would still be a practised religion.

    I'm not counting silly Norwegian metal bands as practitioners of anything except terrible music.
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    The thought of there being a God frightens me far more than the thought of there not being one.

    What kind of monster would create the human race?
     
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  3. RAVENBLACK

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    **** off baldy.

    You stick to hair restorer and bikes and **** and leave the esoteric and the cerebral to the grown ups.
     
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  4. Mick

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    Made in God's image you heathen.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    The religions that prevail are the ones with the biggest stick to beat their own believers with.
     
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  6. RAVENBLACK

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    A Celtic mad *****?
     
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  7. Mick

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    I'm being less ridiculous than you, since I can actually prove whether or not I am indeed a World Class Golfer.
     
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  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    not her finest hour
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Look, I did it all in 6 days, whit the **** are ye wantin from me? Did ye want me to work ma Sunday?
     
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  10. Mind The Duck

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    A scientific God

    Dr God
     
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  11. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Was Odin Noggin The Nog's friend?
     
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  12. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    mindy only believes in god so that he can claim hes keeping himself "pure" for marriage.

    Hes really just a loser virgin.
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Noggin the Nog <laugh>

    My mammy used to sit me in front of that cos the narrator's voice would send me aff to sleep quick sharpish.
     
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  14. Mind The Duck

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    MD fail
     
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  15. RAVENBLACK

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    Idiot.

    I have already told you that like everyone else I cannot prove or disprove there is a God. Which is why I keep my mind open and am an Agnostic.

    You cretinous moron.
     
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  16. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Odin had an eight legged horse and made the first people out of logs he found.

    Ask (Adam)
    and
    Embla (Eve)
     
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  17. RAVENBLACK

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    Same guy that did Ivor The Engine, The Clangers and Bagpuss.

    The guy was a genius.

    Oliver Postgate.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Naw it wisny. It was Prometheus. He made the first people out of clay and then gave them fire he stole from Heaven. He got the jail for that, so he did.
     
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  19. RebelBhoy

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    It is spelt 'altar'.
     
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  20. Mick

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    I'm open minded on a lot of things, including the existence of God and also being a World Class Golfer - I just use my brain to recognise that some concepts can easily be dismissed, since there is absolutely no evidence being put forward to support them.
     
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