I was talking to a bird the other week and 5 minutes in I hear the bog flushing.
Skank.
Pringles
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Skank.
How's the new job as a toilet attendant going? How much you charge for a spray? Any good ryhmes?
I canny understand blokes that answer their phone while havin a pish. Or, worse, walkin into the bog on the phone and proceed to have a pish.
Manky bastards.
They then wash their hands after putting their pishy covered phone back in their pocket.
I wash my phone under the hot tap with fairy liquid and I don't piss on my hands or use my phone in the ****ter
Drives me insane. I might end up killin some wee brat singing that in their high pitched annoying as **** voices. **** off!
Not everyone has a little old man acorn cock
I don't tend to piss on my fingers
You're not known around here for your cleanliness so talking on the phone while pishing is probably ok to you and your froggy heritage.
Basically, it's filthy.
Ditto blud.
Drives me insane. I might end up killin some wee brat singing that in their high pitched annoying as **** voices. **** off!
Me too,that's wot me partner saysMa specs are Hackett
Naw, they're actually very nice. Make me look intelligent.
