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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Commachio, Aug 31, 2017.

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  1. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Reckon Gil has shagged her.
    Don't think he's a welder like.
     
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  2. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    Camilla maybe but defo not Diana <whistle>
     
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  3. Billy Death

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    Nee telling where Gil's been mate.
    I bet he's ****ed Bella Emberg & that woman Olive from On The Buses.
     
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  4. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    Nowt wrong with Bella, I reckon she'd give a brilliant BJ
     
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  5. Billy Death

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    Especially if she took her teeth out.
     
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  6. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    Now you're talking mate :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  7. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    Jeez Welder! There must be some hideous women out there where you are!
     
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  8. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    Seriously ugly mate, gruesome more like :(
     
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Especially the old one that chased you down the street for non payment.
     
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  10. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    **** me, she was X-Rated for sure, I still have nightmares about that bitch :( I can still see her saggy tits flapping about and her manky minge which was worse than Tina Turners wig :(
     
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  11. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Think I'd rather knock out a crafty one than poke her!
     
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  12. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    You have the gift of the bard Welder.

    The delicateness and lightness of touch in your verse is enchantment personified :)
     
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  13. Brian Storm

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    Aye cause millions of lasses have left and divorced the heir to the throne of England to go temp in offices on a zero hour contracts. <laugh> Sorry, just tickled myself there the way I read it. :)
     
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  14. MrRAWhite

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    Diana was a troubled young lady who died tragically.. She found herself married to a bloke who was in love with another woman from day one.. I for one don't blame her for looking elsewhere for love and attention.. R.I.P. Diana..
     
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  15. Teessidemackem

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  17. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Billy Ocean? Fat Larry's Band? Have some proper music!

     
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  18. Brian Storm

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    Love that song. Good job some of us are eclectic ehh? ;)

    As for dissing Fat Larry and Billy...

     
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    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Hah! Not dissing them really. I used to do Billy Ocean's manager's tax returns back in the day. Bloke called Laurie Jay. Suddenly is one of my favourite songs...
     
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