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Prince Bone Saw’s Toon thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by cini65, Apr 1, 2020.

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How long until they’re calling Staveley a useless old slag?

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  3. 18 months

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  4. Protests outside her house after 2 windows

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  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    it never rains in Newcastle anymore... since I put down new turf it hasn't rained one drop
     
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    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Dont panic, Lingard and Jones love the NE, they will obviously base in Middlesbrough because Newcastle is a ****ehole. But the 250k a week they will earn will allow them to splash out for a prime property on Linthorpe Rad
     
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    Newcastle isn't a ****hole tbf there's much worse in the UK .. Boro is though jees... gotta be one of the worst.

    also Newcastle is rated as one of the best nights out in the entire world.
     
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    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Best night out in the entire world, **** you have had a sheltered life. A night fingering slags in Idols isn't something to boast about fella. Plus I know that ****e hole is closed!
     
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    I said one of , but it was in response to you saying it's a ****hole

    seems I'm not wrong either


    honestly it's a canny place is the toon :emoticon-0148-yes:


    seems you go to the big market lol .. chavvy **** ... the quayside or the diamond strip is where to go mate

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mi...nd/newcastle-best-place-for-2018-11661485.amp
     
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    What a place, it pushed out...........

    Civil Rights Trail in the USA, which came second, and Malawi, which took the third spot.

    Now you said it was a "Newcastle is rated as one of the best nights out in the entire world" Where is that you posted comparing it as a night out you silly sausage
     
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    sorry this was a separate thing just to let you know it's not just a good night out .. not too long ago it was rated 5th best night out in the world .

    why do you have such distain for Newcastle mate?
     
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    it'll still be in the top 20 .. ratings change, but it'll be higher than any other city other than London and has been higher than London some years ... I just think you needed to know Newcastle isn't a ****hole like you asserted.
     
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    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    From personal experience, I know it is. The recent mirror article shows its not even top 8 in the UK.

    My original and now current home towns make it into however. And rightly so.

    Will never be above London for its diversity and sheer quality of nightlife, if you want cheep shots and slags, Newcastle is the place, just placed behind Whitley bay


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    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    When, above places like Berlin, Rio, New York, Amsterdam, Paris, Hong Kong......if it has ever been above those FFS
     
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    the rankings change.. for example in 2018 Newcastle was voted 4th best place to live in the country... the problem with votes is who's voting , but you calling Newcastle a ****hole seems pretty far off from reality...

    perhaps looking at the worst places in the UK are will shed more light on this
     
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    It was 5th once . not bad being compared with these cities regardless for such a ****hole ey

    where does boro sit on this given you claim players will obvs choose to live there ?

    I mean you could always choose Durham which is very nice and only 10 miles from Newcastle...or Northumberland where I live which is also very nice
     
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    @PJS - BACK AND BOSSING IT it seems Newcastle has slipped in night out rankings hugely I'm sorry I'll give you that one , but it's improved in other areas ...boring.. safest UK city .? wtf is going on ..
     
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    When did it ever make a top 5 in world cities for a night out, as of last year it didn't make the top 8 in the UK!
     
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    London, Paris, Barca, Vegas, NYC and the Toon <laugh>
     
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    tbh it was about 20 years ago and when I think about it it's lost some of the best nightclubs and of course in 20 years alot can change elsewhere ... it's still rated quite highly though and the latest rankings was only 1000 votes mostly students.. if you go abroad I doubt many travellers would be bigging up the UK nights out in derby..

    nonetheless I was wrong on that one , so fair play to you , but it's not a ****hole mate its a nice city by UK standards and certainly a nicer place than Boro.
     
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    seriously mate it was voted 5th and then 8th best night out in the world around 2000.
     
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    By who?
     
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    I can't remember, but Vegas was no1 none of the cities you mentioned .. I swear I'm not making it up either mate ...
     
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