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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Zico, Jul 5, 2011.

  1. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    <doh>
     
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  2. thefanwithnoname

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    I think its all fair and well blaming the so called 'scroungers'. I am not denying this country has an increasing 'why work' ethic

    But it has to be remembered that it was actually planned.

    Just as it is 'better' for some people to be on benefits than to work, so it is for the country

    Steel and coal are good examples, it costs less to import than employ miners to do it here

    Think about it, when industry was alive who had money for a car? now you can be on benefits and have one

    *** lighters 10 for a £1 - ****ers used to be expensive

    School uniforms are cheaper now than when I was at school
     
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  3. Bollocks

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    We've never had it so good in terms of material possessions.

    But at what cost? The sense of community, pride, the traditional high street and core family values, have all been eroded.
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

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    :bandit:
     
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    Spot on - well said that man.
     
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  6. Kim Jong Il

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    move to where there is work <doh>
     
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  7. The Ginger Marks

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    1) No spongers (everybody to be assessed)
    2) All migrants/immigrants to attain full citizenship after 10 full years without committing any serious crime or fraud etc. (deportation awaits after prison)
    3) All foreign aid stopped except for humanitarian causes.
    4) Benefits scrapped if offers of work are declined after 18 months.
    5) All utilities to again belong to the people for the people.
    6) Human rights of criminals suspended during spells of incarceration.
    7) Abolish the house of Lords.
    8) All council leaders to have salaries of less than half of the prime minister.
    9) Cap all final salary pensions of civil servants.
    10) Shoot any bastard who disagrees <ok>
     
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    11) Build lots of tanks and invade Poland <ooooook>
     
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  9. Zico

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    A junkie from my home town has four kids and a girlfriend, they don't have jobs. He is constantly smacked-up, drunk or stoned. They have a house each, paid for by the council.
    One of his kids was found in a stream in an alcohol induced coma - he's eight years old. The boy has now been put into care.

    I would have junkie ****s like that flogged - during their cold turkey.
     
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  10. lone ranger

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    could not give a ****, i prefer my stuff <ok>
     
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  11. Toby

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    I didn't have to. <ok>
     
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  12. lone ranger

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    i forgot to legalise prostitution (17.)
     
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  13. The Raging Oxter

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    Move to Edinburgh <ok>
     
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  14. The Ginger Marks

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    Gas <oook>

    Do you think that was a tad too right wing <laugh>
     
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  15. Kim Jong Il

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    1) death squads everywhere

    2)legalise all drugs

    3)ban unions

    4)implement huge construction projects, roads, railways, hydro etc. this will create jobs and a skilled workforce ready to be utilised when we finally get the **** out of this recession. the increased personal wealth this would bring the workers would be dispersed through out the economy.

    5) sell Alasdair Darlings eyebrows to just for men for the purposes of research in to grey hair.

    6)abolish the MOT

    7)get someone from japan to come over and show our morons how to run a bus and train service.

    8) place several billion in to my personal bank account for use when i am no longer PM

    9) have someone write books about ow great i am

    10) hang big pictures of me all over the country like sadam did.

    11) make it illegal not to love me

    12) have 31 wives

    13) ban the practice of menstruation.

    14)suspend the human rights of prisoners.

    15) abolish wales

    17)mandatory anal sex for all god bothers (teach them a lesson about something i cant remember)

    18) ban religion

    19)ban private schools

    20)everyone gets a school place allocated by lottery

    21) Axolotls for every child under 5 to teach them the value of looking cool.

    22)compulsory euthenasia will be legalised on the basis that if you are of no use to society then you have no business remaining in society. you may choose death or being banished to birmingham.

    23)green fruitgums will be available in a packet containing only green fruitgums.

    24) everyone who has irritated me slightly will die.

    25) burn fat people for fuel in power stations (credit to brum for this idea)

    27) make it illegal for stupid people to vote

    28) stupid people serve no purpose and must be disposed of.

    29) ban landfill where ever possible, all waste to be incinerated in powerstations.

    30) once a person retires they are allowed 20 years before compulsory euthenasia (or birmingham)

    i could continue but im bored
     
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    23)green fruitgums will be available in a packet containing only green fruitgums.

    you've got my vote.
     
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  17. lone ranger

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    you missed out 16) & 26) oh great one
     
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  18. Toby

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    Kim your policies are a bit harsh, Birmingham FFS <yikes>
     
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  19. lone ranger

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    nah, we just dont see the point. they dont even have any oil.
     
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  20. lone ranger

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    thats not the first time someones thought that about Kim Jong Il
     
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