Match Day Thread Preseason games

You should have seen your performance against Bayern in that first half, you were butchered like a lame pig in front of fans that ****ing hate you.

Meanwhile in the US, the CL winners were dispatched by the Red Devils.

<Shmoke and a pancake>

 

I did watch it and it was awful but the second half was encouraging. I would say that we are well on course for a fit team for the start of the season.

 

After Bayern took Lewandowski, Rafinha, Ribery and Muller off you mean they didn't even bother with Neuer FFS, they finished the game with a 17 year old in goals.

 

I presume you are making this comment to Skiddy? I have the twat on IGNORE so anything he writes is blanked out.

I suppose he's been crowing about how Chavs "came back" against Bayern to only lose 2-3?

The man is an imbecile, and I don't know why anyone wastes their breath on him, Tel.

Everyone could see that Chavs were ripped apart, right up to the point when the Germans relented and decided to play the tea-lady and groundsmen. That was the only reason why Chavs even had a sniff.

 

You mean a bit like how you were crowing about the Spuds 'come back' against Roma only to lose 2-3 ?

 

This is turning out to be a good thread... although I sense my misery is impending in the next 24 hours.

 

Spurs = Nearly

 

So I just seen the Morata goal. What we heard happened is he flicked the ball on for the goal, what really happened is he completely misses the ball and it hits the back of his head lol

 

Morata goal??

 

Wonder when they'll release the DVD?

 

You've got to love the Bell haven't you! He's a constant source of mirth for most of us lads with his scratch and sniff knowledge of football.
Now if it was dogging and taking it up the ****ter he'd be the font of knowledge. I think he's still upset with my deeply cutting 'plumbers and postmen jibe'. Oh well

 

Nearly, Morata glanced the ball across the goal from the near post with a perfect aplomb expected by a world class player of £58 million for Batts to thump it unmercifully into the roof of the net.

 

Roman: We need to raise our profile in the far east, there's a huge market to exploit out there and it could bring in some huge revenue.

Kenedy: Chill, I got this.

 

he did do a good job though.

 

Oops assist lol

 

THIS!!!!

 

Saw some of second half of Barca vs Manu.
Manu first 11 against Barca Z team. Awful awful from Jose & co.
Rom 'Heskey' Lukaku was clueless and played 94 mins
Should have watched paint dry to get relatively more fun

Barca won 1-0.

Now PSG v Juve is on ESPN. This is a cracking game. Miami folks are blessed to witness this.

 

Juve lead 2-1 now. 60 mins gone.
Cracking strike from Claudio. Hell of a game.

 

Not bothered that we lost this morning, It's Pre-season at the end of the day.