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Match Day Thread Preseason games

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  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    EPIC meltdown
     
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  2. StanDMan

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    What the fcuk meltdown you are talking about?
    we have kept a cleansheet after Luiz came on .

    Batters pulls another 2-3. Come on Chelsea!!
     
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  3. chelsea - over 100 years of history

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    cant believe we lost to Bayern. conte out and sack everyone who played. Except Cahill. <whistle>
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

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    Calm down mate, it's just a game.
     
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    I am fcuking calm mate <laugh>
     
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  6. The Ginger Marks

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    Good second half for Chelsea.
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Rafinha's goal was easy pickings for Courtois but he ****ed up.

    Ribery merked the CFC defence for the 2nd scored by Muller.

    Muller slapped in a sublime effort for the 3rd, Chelsea back line chasing shadows.

    Munich took their foot off the gas after this and took of Lewandowski.

    It's just for fitness mind but CFC were punished brutally in that first half.
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

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    Ok mate.
     
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  9. CHAVS SPANKED HARD BY GERMANS!

    It made for humiliating watching for every Englishman.

    Shame that Conte's men couldn't find the kind of class that Spurs should about PSG when we gave them a pasting.
     
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  10. The Ginger Marks

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    Unlike losing to plumbers and postmen eh Bell? <laugh>
     
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    You forgot Milkmen <laugh>
     
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  12. The Ginger Marks

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    I'm not a cruel man Stan, you can see the embarrassment has cut him badly. It's not a good thing to kick a dog when its down.
     
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  13. Libby

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    I'm glad there's a good few of us who remember that <laugh>
     
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    Is it though ??
    Every pre-season win, every goal scored, is solely
    due to one team being a bit fitter than another team ??
     
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    72 minutes in.
    Spuds trailing 0-2 against Mighty Roma <doh>
     
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  16. The Ginger Marks

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    YIDS SPANKED VICIOUSLY BY THE ITALIANS

    ps. Jonah strikes again.
     
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    Spuds Juggernaut clawed its way back to 2-2 in injury time (typical Spud luck) only for Romans to score again in injury time to win it 3-2.
    Now we have seen this score somewhere, haven't we?
     
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  18. The Ginger Marks

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    Exactly but we lost to arguably the best side in Europe.
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You lost to a good European side. We beat the actual best side in Europe.
     
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  20. Massive wum fail!

    Dear, oh, dear, Candyman!

    You really ought to learn to be patient when watching the mighty Spurs play. You know that Poch's lions never give up until the final whistle.

    @PISKIE

    Go on, son! Claim some self-love points for your tragic self-esteem table, and chalk some FUM points for poor old Candyman.
    <ok>
     
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