Premier League

[DanKelly]

I have enjoyed the football in all the leagues. It is all the off field bollocks that I have hated. At least if we go down hopefully all that bollocks will disappear.

No it won't

 

[Amin Arrears]

Now we have to settle for her ugly sister.

But her ugly sister gets her pants down far more often.

 

[BlackAndAmberGambler]

Its like cowardice isnt it. Championship here we come, oooh we enjoyed it better there, real fans etc etc. Lets be ironic about it and pretend we dont care about it we are "real" football fans.

**** that. We are Hull City and we belong in the PL.

If you don't aspire to be the best then you may as well not ****ing bother.

 

[Barchullona]

And, err, I love football. Football is, is, she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's and errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring -

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CA: Yes, bring the kettle to the boil.

AL: She can bring the kettle to the boil. 'Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about -

CA: Yes, yes.

AL: Is football. Excuse me.

My favourite comedian at his best.