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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by saintsfcfan, Aug 8, 2015.

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  1. ----HistoryRepeating----

    ----HistoryRepeating---- Well-Known Member

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    Thats what too much spare time creates.
     
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  2. fran-MLs little camera

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    The only real use of tattoos is identification of dead bodies. :bandit:
     
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    I can't remember what programme/film I was watching, but a tattoo at the base of a woman's back was referred to as a "slag tag".
    I can imagine plenty of people being offended by this comment, because, in the absence of a similar label for men with tattoos, it is sexist.
    Never seen the attraction of tattoos.
     
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  4. ----HistoryRepeating----

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    Or tramp stamp......to be fair you've got to be thick skinned to get one! <laugh> ha
     
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  5. ----HistoryRepeating----

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    Full strength Everton tonight pleases me. Three points on Sat. <bubbly>
     
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    I'm away in Ireland from tomorrow, so I will have to depend on dodgy internet for the result. Where is the Match Thread<wah>
     
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    A red card for Lukaku wouldn't go amiss either.
     
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    I was hoping for a couple of broken legs, but that may be just a tad harsh. Let's go for red cards :)
     
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    I have loads of tattoo's. But no weird stuff like that.
     
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    McCarthy sent off :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Good, now Lukaku please.
     
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    Sweet. Tire them out a bit more as well.
     
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    I was always told that women had tattoos on their back so men had something to read when they were in the ****ter.

    I have clearly been misinformed.
     
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    That would assume that men can do two things at once.
     
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    Sadly, it won't cross their mind for a second to do this.
     
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    <laugh>

    <applause><applause>
     
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    Apologies for my comment last night, was completely inappropriate and alcohol fuelled.

    No excuse but I don't drink often and what seemed like something funny at the time had me cringing when I woke up at 6am this morning...
     
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    Well I laughed.

    :bandit:
     
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