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[PINKIE]

Repetition is merely one comic device that I employ on a regular basis, Pixie.

Repeating that people should be banned, whilst claiming you never said such a thing, has had the whole forum laughing at you I suppose

 

[PINKIE]

Wait, first he has to explain writing the line "I have not maligned any one individual" a few posts after he called Greez a Twat!

Okay, Bod's one first then @Hoddle Is A God

Then explain how you haven't called for anyone to be banned, after just commenting that you want people banned.

 

[FosseFilberto]

Yeah, or you could stop posting silly ****......QUOTE]



Alternatively he could report it to this guy ... he'd almost certainly get a sympathetic darning ... oops I mean 'hearing' ...

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[NSIS]

I promise I won't do anything.

^^^^^^^^^

[HASHTAG]#desperatelyvoteharvesting[/HASHTAG]

 

[FosseFilberto]

Try telling that to the twats who mod our noard, your board and the Gooners' board.

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[The Ginger Marks]

Hang on...

How on Earth can the supermods be "sick" of being dragged into the "HIAG/Pixie bullshit?" It's happened only twice: once when I had my jokey bit of fun with brb, on an open thread, in front of my peers; and once recently, when Pixie turned sneaky grass, and feed a supermod a pack of lies to cravenly and cowardly get himself out of a pickle, after I owned his sorry ass. That is hardly a tide of incidents, is it?

Jokey bit wherein you ended up throwing your toys out the pram when they didn't cave in to your ban fest? Then got canned for being an uber bellend.

Your comedy aspect is pure gold gimp.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Yes, yes, yes!

Now, Bodi, you have my attention.

What powers would this "spokesperson" have, though?

It seems to me that the Supermods are creating a rod for their own backs with this one. Without any real powers, the "spokesperson" is going to have no option but to resort to continually reporting back to a supermod in order to grass people up.

It would be nice to have someone who I could report every undeserved wum attack to, but that person is going to get utterly broken - as you did - by the sheer number of traffic from me, alone. He will need the power to ban Pixie, Bambi, Flanders, Rodders, Johnny Boy, and Lightning without having to prepare his grassing-up reports, or he simply will not cope.

Why are you leaving me out of your ban fest....don't you love me anymore gimp?

 

[FosseFilberto]

Like that ever happens

 

[FosseFilberto]

HIAG in ban half the forum for calling him a **** shocker

 

[FosseFilberto]

No, Rodders.

I expect short term, but regular, bans for just those whom I mentioned.

HIAG in excessive comma use shocker

 

[The Ginger Marks]

You just literally called Greez a twat.....right there......its in writing....

You know he's a pathological liar he can't remember what he said two words ago.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Why are you leaving me out of your ban fest....don't you love me anymore HIAG?

That is my list for frequent short-term temp bans. Yours would be a permanent life ban, Skiddy.

That is why I didn't mention you.

I hope that clarifies things for you.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

It's very simple, mate. I haven't actually grassed anyone up.


That is my list for frequent short-term temp bans. Yours would be a permanent life ban, Skiddy.

That is why I didn't mention you.

I hope that clarifies things for you.

Aw you sweet talking bastard.....I thought you didn't love me anymore.

 

[PINKIE]

It's very simple, mate. I haven't actually grassed anyone up.

That is my list for frequent short-term temp bans. Yours would be a permanent life ban

You repeatedly tagged brb calling for me, Fosse, Tobes, Stan, Ginger, and others to be banned.

I've quoted 10 separate comments of yours when you've done that

and even in this comment you're calling for a ban, you ****ing melt

 

[FosseFilberto]

You have the power to bore people to death, Bambi.

Mine is the power of wummery.

Quentin, Quentin, Quentin ... my 'subtle' little hint that you and Saints might be the same poster is by far the single finest moment of arch wummery ever recorded in the annals (calm down Skyrimmer) of this forum ... the resulting fallout had you scrabbling for IP addresses, spinning in geographical confusion, blubbing like a girl for all to see and demanding bans for half the board ... your silly little memes, cartoon captioning and tediously repetitiveve, comma overloaded, blatherings are strictly amateur in comparison ... it's there for everyone to see ... now try and keep calm ... you normally melt into getting yourself a temporary ban around this point

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Quentin, Quentin, Quentin ... my 'subtle' little hint that you and Saints might be the same poster is by far the single finest moment of arch wummery ever recorded in the annals (calm down Skyrimmer) of this forum ... the resulting fallout had you scrabbling for IP addresses, spinning in geographical confusion, blubbing like a girl for all to see and demanding bans for half the board ... your silly little memes, cartoon captionong and tediously repetitiveve, comma overloaded, blatherings are strictly amateur in comparison ... it's there for everyone to see ... now try and keep calm ... you normally melt into getting yourself a temporary ban around this point

Nope. Not a word.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Quentin, Quentin, Quentin ... my 'subtle' little hint that you and Saints might be the same poster is by far the single finest moment of arch wummery ever recorded in the annals (calm down Skyrimmer) of this forum ... the resulting fallout had you scrabbling for IP addresses, spinning in geographical confusion, blubbing like a girl for all to see and demanding bans for half the board ... your silly little memes, cartoon captioning and tediously repetitiveve, comma overloaded, blatherings are strictly amateur in comparison ... it's there for everyone to see ... now try and keep calm ... you normally melt into getting yourself a temporary ban around this point

 

[luvgonzo]

I'd trust luv to stir any disputes up and turn the place into a ****ing zoo!

At least it would be amusing, I suppose!...

I have mod experience, I've been one twice on the Liverpool board @Zanjinho will tell you what a top job I do as mod.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

In a strange way, I am a mod of this board, in the sense that, through the subtle art of my wummery, I moderate the behaviour of the muppets, who would otherwise run riot and ruin the experience for people.

But for me continually ripping a new one for Pixie, and continually handing Skiddy his arse, those two particular muppets would be unbearable.

Bambi doesn't need to be moderated; he ****s himself up every time he starts a new essay.

Rodders is a rough diamond, much in accordance with his market-stall trader persona, but he is quite harmless.

The rest are little more than two-bit wumsters, unworthy or mention.

So there probably is no real need for any further moderation of this board. Not that I wouldn't be thankful for the help. Cheers, Bod.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

In a strange way, I am a mod of this board, in the sense that, through the subtle art of my wummery, I moderate the behaviour of the muppets, who would otherwise run riot and ruin the experience for people.

But for me continually ripping a new one for Pixie, and continually handing Skiddy his arse, those two particular muppets would be unbearable.

Bambi doesn't need to be moderated; he ****s himself up every time he starts a new essay.

Rodders is a rough diamond, much in accordance with his market-stall trader persona, but he is quite harmless.

The rest are little more than two-bit wumsters, unworthy or mention.

So there probably is no real need for any further moderation of this board. Not that I wouldn't be thankful for the help. Cheers, Bod.

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