Match Day Thread Pre-season

[alexb]

Can we just get someone else to take corners please? Stevie is struggling to get it past the first man these days.

 

[alexb]

Sterling is making me forget whatshisname already.

Aspas?

 

[Jürgenmeiʃter]

Soft Lambert... soft.

Lambert definately has the first goal yips

Lambert is going to be crap for us. I can feel another Charlie Adam coming on. Urgh.

Aspas looked good pre season, Lambert will score a goal to win us something. You can quote me on that

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Sterling is making me forget whatshisname already.

Aspas?

I will never forget asspass

 

[DirtyFrank]

I think he will be grand DR, once he scuffs that first in he'll be off and running.

 

[Jürgenmeiʃter]

Can we just get someone else to take corners please? Stevie is struggling to get it past the first man these days.

Shame, its not hard is it. A dead ball delivering a good chance to our players, sorry but it isnt an hard thing to do

 

[Jürgenmeiʃter]

I think he will be grand DR, once he scuffs that first in he'll be off and running.

Heres hoping mate

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Game rather ragged at moment. Unpredictable. Bet there will be an own goal before game ends.

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

Sterling is making me forget whatshisname already.

Luis Suarez mate

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Bloody sodding sock monkey on toast.

 

[CCC]

Great cross from Hernandez and good finish from Rooney! Game on.

 

[DirtyFrank]

Henderson can't be beat like that centrally and yet again a cross comes in unopposed from our defence.......

 

[Jürgenmeiʃter]

FFS, one chance o n goal for them equals a goal? Sort it out ffs

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Hope ref doesn't give everything to United now they equalized.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Bloody Mata now

 

[DirtyFrank]

Gerrard just switched off there. Two mistakes from midfield, two goals conceded.

 

[The artist JerryChristmas]

Bloody sodding sock monkey on toast.

Doubled

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Looks like came off sakho

 

[CCC]

Juan Mata! Crap wing play from us again! Should be 2-2, but can't complain they've scored two great goals. We need to up the tempo again!

 

[alexb]

**** me our defence is awful. Get Can on and get Gerrard off. Giving them so much space up there