Match Day Thread Pre-season

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What the **** is Sturridge trying to do? He's done **** all really and even when he goes near the ball he manages to get himself offside! Needs a right kick up the arse.

I don't want to see it on the pitch but I'd love to get some idea of what our starting 11 is going to look like and how it's going to play.

#woyeffect
 
Started well, but last half an hour has been brutal. Sturridge and Lambert completely isolated. Coutinho has been a standout, but we can't get him on the ball enough. Kelly has been smoked repeatedly and Enrique is just being caught out of position far too often.

Perhaps because Allen is ****, Sturridge is on strike and Lambert hasn't got a clue what's going on. We look what we are an shambles!
 
Is that Mike Myers, or is it some bloke wearing a Mike Myers mask? It looks like a mask. Is it Mike Myers wearing a Mike Myers mask? :confused:
 
Okay, hardly watched any of the first half so I'm sacking it off. Will watch the full game on LFC tomorrow instead. Night you **** eating crack whores <smooch>
 
Allen keeps misplacing passes and, Studge aside, we don't have the pace to worry City's back line. Allen off and Sterling on, please, BR. Also, our LBs and RBs are looking shocking against decent opponents. Really need more competition and 'quality' in those places.
 
I'm praying that none of that back four actually have to play next season. Allen looks like the player of last autumn and not this April, I'm afraid.
 
Jesus everyone's very optimistic it seems <doh>

It's pre season... It's fitness and testing out new ideas, bedding in new players.

Only really 4 or 5 if the players that'll play against saints sting atm so wouldn't take the performance as an indicator.
 
I'm praying that none of that back four actually have to play next season. Allen looks like the player of last autumn and not this April, I'm afraid.

Me, too. More pace needed to worry City. Ibe or Sterling or both would be good.

God, I hope we sign a LB and RB soon. And another striker. And another creative winger / midfielder with pace. I'd settle for three more.
 
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