Pre-Season games

Dier looks absolute quality

 

I hope this dyeing-the-top-of-your-head-blond fashion doesn't catch on *grumblenohairontoptodye*

 

"Kane stumbling forward ". fack's sake

 

In unrelated news, there are strong rumours that we're due to sign Deandre Yedlin:

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Gooooooooooooooooal

Funny.

 

So.dado's is deece tho

 

2-0. Soldado. Townsend shoots well and the keeper can only block it. Soldado heads the rebound and it loops into the net.
They all count...

 

Eriksen's replaced by Sandro. BEAST.
I assume Holtby will push up.

 

Soldado scores and it wasn't a penalty.

We're gonna win the league

 

Kane being fouled and not getting anything for about the fourth time today. He only came on at HT.

 

Naughton not pissing about today. Puts that one behind when he could've been less aggressive.

 

Nice move from Schalke, but a poor finish goes wide.

 

Another decent move and the defence looks a little exposed.
Clemens coming on for them seems to have made quite a difference.

 

Carroll on for Bentaleb.

 

Sandro with a decent shot, egged on by the crowd. The keeper fails to catch yet another one, but he punches it pretty clear.

 

You ok there PNP ?

 

I'm updating for those that need it.

2-1. Boateng. Defence went missing, for some unknown reason. Off goes the Prince, as that's his last touch.

 

Lloris with an excellent save. Defence looks wonky since Fryers came on, though he did win the header from the corner.

 

A well deserved clap for Holtby from the Spurs faithful.

 

Holtby replaced by Ceballos. Looked like the German took a bit of a knock a few minutes ago, so I hope he's alright.
Probably just subbed off as standard or so that he could get a bit of a clap from his old club.