Is that you Tranquillo? Don’t worry, we’ll get you out of there. Just hold on.When the lad and I used to come up we booked into a hotel in Jesmond, had a couple there and then set off.
Started with a couple in the Railway Carriage, then a couple in The Hotspur, a couple in The Percy, a couple in The Three Bull's Heads and then a couple in the Strawberry and one crap pint in the ground before taking our seats. It was f@cking great, we always won 3-1, I think ...
After the match we did the same thing in reverse and then went for a curry.
