Pre Jab - The Last Supper

Was always told The Nige didn’t do pakora and it was Jockistan collab!!

 

Ftfy.

 

Your execution would be getting brought forward 24 hours for that order

stay of execution granted if you poured the sauce on tho.

 

Naw it's when some Dad catches you noncing their kids and set fire to your crotch ya sick fùck.

 

I don’t have taste buds in my arse, so that would be pointless

 

Weegies knocked it off with the calibre of Hamilton accies we got landed with (when it comes to scran anyway.)

 

You seem to be talking gibberish again ya ****ing weirdo. Someone put acid in your Vodka?

 

I have had a few curries down south and they have been mostly terrible. Doesn't matter what you order everything tastes like it has half a pound of sugar in it. They must like sweet curries because of their non masculine nature.

 

Weirdo! You're the wan talking about shagging cheese mate.

 

have you had one in Birmingham? Surely they’re good ffs

@Larry-AV
@Bhoy From Brum

 

Can't say as I've ever been to Birmingham. Don't see rushing there anytime soon tbh.

 

What the **** are you babbling about you piss soaked tramp?

 

Sorry pal I apologise. It wasn't aimed at you it was supposed to be Graveraper I was quoting.

Your crotch will remain unharmed.

 

That’s the trouble with you vigilante types; always burning down the wrong house

 

You cant make an omelette without breaking eggs my friend.

 

I don't know what he's talking about but then I've never tried one of these superior scotch curries. Leicester is supposed to be good and I'm guessing the folks in Bradford know how to cook a curry.

 

Just been microchipped effortlessly.

I'm glad I went now, the physiotherapist nurse that I got was absolutely stunning. Tall, gorgeous face and lovely raven black hair.

I deliberated for a long time about whether going through with this farce but had a couple of reasons for going ahead with it.

But what the **** we're all at deaths door anyway, just a matter of when.

Well worth it though for the "Woman In Blue" as Chris De Burgher once sang about.

 

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As I said, a couple of reasons, one unselfish and the other selfish.

But I agree, it is a complete scam and all part of The Great Reset.

But as I say, we're all going to snuff it anyway so it makes no ****ing odds ultimately. Only a fool can't see that.