Poyet coming up on five live

Not at £90k a week though kidda

 

Nowt to get excited about man, probably brought them a doggie bag.

 

hes ganning to the tooooon! haha! bloody hope not!!! that would be a kick in the goolies!!!

 

just seen that

 

i'd leap off the 3rd story

 

If you book it through yourself you can't take commission mate, unethical, conflict of interest stuff that...

Give it to me.

 

I don't get comms on my own bookings mate, I only pay the tax, ha.

 

My phone just rang.

MR, "Hello"

Gus "It's me Gus I couldn't return your call earlier I was busy."

MR. "So what happened with Borini?"

Gus. "Don't get me started on that again! I thought you were out on the piss?"

MR. "I was, then heard you were going to be giving an interview so I came back early. So what's happening?"

Gus. "Meh, not a lot. Just been out for a pint and an Indian. What a divvy I am, I thought it was the cheap night tonight, forgot it was Sundays!"

MR "I mean what's happening with the signings you numpty!"

Gus. " Oh! Hahaha. We have just broke the club record fee to sign






Then my battery died.

 

Would be class if at 11pm Gus comes on 5live and says we have just signed "Insert player of choice"

now that would be a class act.

 

Who does he play for?

 

Fantasy United

 

A Trialist would be ace.

 

Fook knows but Arry saggy face is probably trying to sign him now.

 

Gus has arrived back at the aol

 

Old enough to be my mothers mother but it's quite possible I would too.

 

In other breaking news, color TV has been introduced by the BBC....

 

And we won WW II

 

He's probably knocked back the call in in fear of Jason Roberts uber-intelligent questions.

NOT, what a excitable doughnut. comparing scott sinclair, money grabbing motorboating nobhead with Solksjar during his playing days. I understand why he'd want to motorboat regulalry, but 'valuable squad player'. **** off Jason you bell-end