POTY Award 2018

True that...I'm a devastated guy, the last time @Tina or is it @Tina. ever spoke to me or about me, was when she told me to never PM her again. And i was only trying to help out our favourite mutt @Gambol

 

Morning ER, my fellow proud unionist

I'm doing really well, thank you. Thanks for your support. You're entitled to some free products from my businesses for being my friend. Hope you an amazing day.

God save the QUEEN

 

I'm smoking some "Product" just now. God bless St Andrew the patron saint of a day off.

 

I want to change my vote, where is the option

Fook you @A.L.D.O 4.1

 

I'm doing great, thanks.

God bless the UK.

Regards

Billy Britain, I'm sure someone on here will remember this solid, upstanding chap from a publication that I peruse. It's not Nexus, although conveniently priced at £4.25 and readily available from most leading outlets, it really is a bargain and for those who think laterally.

 

I wonder if he ever got called Drew or perhaps Andy?

Not Allun though, obviously. Is there a patron saint of South Lanarkshire?

 

Who was St Andrew and why is he the patron saint of Scotland?
St Andrew was born in the biblical village of Bethsaida on the Sea of Galilee in between the years 5AD and 10AD.

He was one of Jesus' 12 disciples and was as a fishermen in Galilee. Andrew was a Christian preacher and is thought to have travelled to Greece on a Christian mission. However when there, he is believed to have been killed by crucifixion, on a diagonal cross-shaped crucifix at Patras.

His links to Scotland are unclear, but one particularly well-known story centres on St Andrew’s role in battle between the Scots and Picts, and the Angles in the 9th century.

According to legend, St Andrew appeared to the Pictish King Óengus mac Fergusa (Óengus II) in a dream and told him his army would be victorious. On the day of the battle, the symbol of a saltire - reminiscent of the diagonal cross St Andrew was crucified on - appeared in the sky and Óengus II and his army were triumphant.

Scotland’s flag was chosen in honour of that moment, and it is also how the ancient town of St Andrew’s got its name.

 

Yes quite and ironically St Andrews is the most Unionist and Conservative place in Scotchland.

The SS at Nazi Headquarters don't like it one little bit. Poor old Knickerless Sturdgone. She must be "affy" confused, ken?

 

Previous winners have, quite shamefully, been omitted from the poll.

 

Hang on Dan, have you won it? Was that when you were up against Paul Weller?

 

I was indeed - that's entertainment for you.....

 

The ****ing tags

 

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Cheers mate

 

Kids these days...so fickle.

 

When's the real poll and vote going up?

 

Wance Iain is on the bus.

 

I'm welling up! I think Gambol must be beeling at the number of menshys I'm getting and he's not (both of us are unashamed attention whores). The tag about the speedos and the school play isn't too far from the truth either. Spooky.

 

Nearly forgot to say "**** you, Lain" today.

**** you, Lain.