It is true. It's a well known fact that as a lad he was ambitious and determined to achieve a position of prominence. To this end, he proposed that a football club be established locally with him as chairman and when thwarted in his aims he became so cross that he emigrated to the colonies and started a war instead. As he ended up in charge of a country he forgot all about football and that's why (a) it was another hundred years before SAFC was founded and (b) how America started. And if you don't believe me you can **** off and look up my entry on the matter in Wikibollocks!

Well, each person’s reality is their own property… and everyone has the right to believe what they want to believe…
