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Potent homemade laxatives

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction, Jul 9, 2013.

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  1. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Nah, only for special occasions :D
     
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    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction, Jul 10, 2013
  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Come round to mines and I'll cook you one of my famous veggie curries. That'll guarantee you never get constipation ever again <ok>
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 10, 2013
  3. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Will it include poking Vaseline up my bum?
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Only if you're staying the night.

    <rapedungeon>
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 10, 2013
  5. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    just another spn curry night
     
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    rogueleader, Jul 10, 2013
  6. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Jackie go to one of the marches and starting shouting abuse and when a couple of hundred Orangemen start chasing you that most certainly will give you the ****s!
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jul 10, 2013
  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Get some blokes to beat you around the head and body with sticks. Worked for me.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 10, 2013
  8. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    I want to keep my fingers intact though <whistle>
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I can't guarantee that.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 10, 2013
  10. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Run the Boston Marathon.
     
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