Potent homemade laxatives

This **** was funnier when Tina was mod

 

Its an indian powder with a finally grated coconut consistency but drier

Its actually one of those things that stops you if you got the runs but helps if you get constipated. Its briliant stuff cheap and organic

 

I least I can be funny ***** gay boy

you are not in any of your guises

 

I said you were funny when Tina edited your posts

You are incredibly stupid.

 

Now now girls

 

Try sodium bicarbonate 3 spoonfuls in a glass of water and it'll clear your innards in minutes, make sure you're near the bog though, ffs don't do what I did, take it and leave the house

 

Does this actually work. It would have to because it sounds rotten

 

It worked for me mate, went straight ****ing through me, I was like that twat in American pie on the throne I kid you not, great feeling though

 

Syrup of figs. You can buy it in the chemists. It'll clear you right out.

 

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licorice - 3/4 of a pound
1 cup of olive oil
1/2 pint of water
2 tablespoons sodium bicarbonate
mix together in a large bowl and drink immediately.


Let us know what happens.

 

If you think im drinkin a cup of olive oil

 

one of the remedies for for removing gallstones is to drink a cup of olive oil mixed with other stuff

besides its the done thing to dip bread in oil these days isnt it?

 

its practically tasteless, think of it as changing your engine oil every 5000 miles.

 

I have bad memories from a "drink the fat" challenge in my uni days

 

Hmm, sounds like an unpleasant Barrymore-esque parlour game...

 

Eat lots of bananas, plums, prunes, etc. I'd also suggest poking a bit of vaseline up your hole to avoid any friction related issues once it shifts.

 

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