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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Mar 7, 2013.

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  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Absolutely not! <grr> This is a place for an agreeable conversation as advertised <ok>
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Mar 7, 2013
  2. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Obi Wan could take Gandalf in a fight! FACT!
     
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    Obi Wan, Mar 7, 2013
  3. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Pfft Karate and jedi-master... I know enough French to call more of the "geordie" population for help, and together we'd swarm and destroy you!
     
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  4. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    With my mind tricks, they will believe you are a Sith Lord and fight against you! ;)
     
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    Obi Wan, Mar 7, 2013
  5. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Oh dear... Hmmm... I know, I shall have plastic surgery! With my breasts I shall convince them and you that I am a beautiful maiden, and then I shall seduce you and wed you. After a brief and unsatisfying marriage, I shall divorce you and take your money and your house (having previously seduced a top level lawyer). Penniless, you are too busy fighting vagrants to concentrate on me!
     
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  6. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Ooh, I do like breasts. I fear you may have just played the winning hand Gandalf. :(
     
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    No I haven't! I haven't won anything, I'm rubbish... Come back you yellow &^&%$^"*" <wah>
     
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  8. Minxy

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    Why has this thread petered out .... is it because the Toons have gone soft & can't pick a fight anymore?

    Gandalf ..... childbirth is more painful than a kick in the balls

    .... in fact it is more painful than a kick in the balls every 5 mins for 8 hours
     
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    Have you ever been kicked in the balls?
     
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    Would it surprise you if I said I had ?
     
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    Don't think anbody would have the courage to try to.

    Pic to prove that you have.
     
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    There is only 1 Sith Lord around these parts...
     
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    LOL .... ok I haven't

    but having watched both & can say childbirth is worse :D
     
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    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Ok, we need to test this theory to see which is actually worse.

    I volunteer to:

    1. kick AB in the balls every 5minutes for eight hours.
    2. Help Minxy relive childbirth (note, this experiment may require a few months of, errr, research)

    That way we all know for sure. Sorted! <ok>
     
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    Obi Wan, Mar 8, 2013
  15. Minxy

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    whose that then ?
     
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  16. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    There is still good in you. I can feel it in the Force.
     
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    Mr Wan

    What is the point of having an argument if you are going to be so reasonable ?
     
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  18. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    I am a guardian of the universe and keeper of the peace. And I like experiments.
     
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    I do have to say some of it sounds fun :D
     
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  20. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Now it's supposed to be an argument thread, but I have to agree with you.
     
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    Obi Wan, Mar 8, 2013
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