Posters of the North, unite!

Which makes Southerners a spectacular bunch of Diet Cockney ****ters.

To pollute your genepool with our strong Northern sperms.

Richmond, North Yorkshire is one of the most boring places on Earth. I wouldn't dare live there.

 

You can make unfunny jokes and bleat on about how hard Northerners are all you want but I know deep down you know the South is better than the North.

Its a common consensus - hence why its called the North/South divide (North living in poverty and squalor whilst the South basks in sunshine and an idyllic life)

 

just make sure you dont lump the lot from the island of portsmouth in with the rest of us southerners. they're half fish half people chav mockneys

 

Haha I went to uni in Portsmouth ... Truly vile place.. The whole place will be confused this Sunday what with it being fathers day...

 

YONNER'S LET'S BLAME THE SOUTH VOL. 1.

The first thing I am going to blame the South for, is British stereotypes.

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Everyone in the USA thinks British people look, talk and act like this.

Mainly down to a bunch of Posh La de ****ing da Southern twats like that ugly **** Hugh Grant!

That's right Southern Jessie's. Yonner blames YOU.

 

Well in Yonner!

Or as Viking Erik memorably put it earlier on this very thread:

If the world stereotyped us based on the North, we'd be Great Britain once again.

 

You lot all sound very bitter. I know deep down you all wish you were Southerners.

 

I feel left out of this being from the midlands..

 

Thats the worst of the lot - ****hole. Particularly the east midlands

 

We need a Northerner for PM. A proper Northerner, not a North Yorks born, Poxford educated brat who is just a puppet, we need a flat cap wearing, rugger playing, pie eating, football loving, mannerless 'I say what a like n like what a say, cut me and I bleed Ale' type.

 

yeah i have had the pleasure of being a student there for the last 3 years. anyone who goes there must surely understand why us saints hate them so much? typical island mentality. horrid city, horrid people!!

 

William Hague

 

Poxford ****er. Boring twat. Northern sellout.

 

All Northerners are boring.

The most famous northerners are Peter Kay (unfunny and annoying), Paddy mcguinnes (unfunny and annoying), Chris Moyles (unfunny and annoying), Rooney (stupid)

 

Southerners can't appreciate Peter Kay's work?
And to think we treated you like human beings...

 

They're more in to barn dancing

 

peter kay is okayish.

 

Russell Brand is ten times funnier than Peter Kay. FACT

 

Jeremy Paxman: hard-headed Northern grit personified or posh-talking ex-Loiner who's in the back pocket of the Southern Mafia?

 

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