Just driven past a corner building, big sign on the wall 'bootylicious', when I lived near there (20 yr ago, shiney), that house (as it was then), was a brothel! Well, made me laugh, anyway.
a pickled egg mate, not an onion. Never saw them until I moved down south (cambs) but they're a regular fixture behind the bars round here. Apparently the vinegar enhances the crisps and the salt enhances the egg. As I said, not tempted at all.
When we were stuck in French lockdown, for Christmas 2020, we had a 6pm to 6am curfew and a 10kms radius from the house. We had to really plan our shopping and Mrs Smug was sure she had it spot on ... ... when I went to open the pickled onions, for our traditional Boxing Day bubble&squeak they were pickled f*ck**g eggs
Had a chick in a hedge at home a few years back. I was tempted to shoot the fooker and it's parents, horrible fooking twáts. I left it and a few days later the parents were harassing a cat along the wall to keep it occupied away from the chick. They were either side of the cat and whichever magpie it went towards the other magpie would run along the wall and peck it and back off Should of shot the fookers Won't get any now with the two cats I have Especially the big black cat Sunny. It's a common occurrence for Black cats to rip magpies apart after all
Saw a Jay down the lines at Broom Park. Very pretty birds and i’d never seen one until today. But they are just pretty magpies all in all!!
I think magpies are pretty, they are just bastards, devil birds. Loads of lambs and pigs without eyes if you aren’t quick enough.
When you actually catch them they are more of a beautiful blue than black, bloody gorgeous actually, didn’t stop killing everyone I caught though.
Today we saw about half a dozen red kites whilst driving up the A34 around the Oxford area, stunning birds. Never saw one kestrel on a 300 mile journey which I found very unusual and got home without any bugs splattered all over the windscreen, says a lot about agricultural pesticides imo.
