I can’t wait until I can post something unusual I haven’t seen today and that would be a mag top. **** me every single one of them have crawled out from somewhere.
If you look under the N in United kiNgdom That’s where you will see my log burner and the reason for the climate change
Two scratters in Princess Anne park at tea time having a bbq using an Asda shopping trolley as the 'grill'. Looked middle aged and otherwise relatively normal, but as they say there's nowt as queen as folk.
As a student we used a shopping trolley lined with foil and two Overturned baskets for a BBQ as we were needing to get it a mile from a car park at Hengistbury Head. Worked a treat!
In Barnes park kids park yesterday and a woman decided to have a picnic and lay out her bedsheet near the bottom of the slide, I should have taken a photo, she kept shouting Jenson, Jenson help Carly up the steps, she's only 2 man. if that's your missus i appologise, I just thought it was a strange place to have a picnic, like, not on the grass, on the woodchippings.
Was just coming back from the shop this morning around 11:30am and there’s a bloke clearly wasted just fell into a set of bushes in someone’s garden.
I was up there in March.....it was bloody closed We managed to see the presentation, it's a fantastic bit of engineering
There's a fooking blue bottle in work flying about everywhere ffs. It's middle of winter and -4 degrees outside. I'm gonna swat the fooker with a newspaper if I can find one in this day and age
