Post of the Week

[swanselona]

monty you have broken one of the biggest rules we have you naughty boy...prepare for a ban.....Mods do your job..

With the **** you get away with, you have a cheek calling for a ban for anyone.

 

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The February Foreign Language Award

....ahem!....and here are the nominations;

1) "Now go f**k yourself with the rough end of a pineapple". - 'Welshman' (in response to John Hughes)

Nominated by Valley Graduate.


2) I'd love to meet you one day as, fair play, you must be something pretty f**king special." - 'Steveoldinho (to John Hughes)

Nominated by Daimungeezer

3) "However if you are in University i hope for all of our sakes that one of your subjects is not English Language." - 'Isawronnymoorescore' (also a response to John Hughes)

Nominated by Daimungeezer

4) "and with that i think its time to close this thread. dai is the voice of the intelligent jack and we should it call it a day"................. - Swamp (following yet more words of wisdom from DaiSwan)

Nominated by Me

 

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More nominations are welcome.

 

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NOMINATIONS FOR THIS WEEK

They do but it's overpriced and very slow, fat and racist.

In response to;
Daimungeezer - "Don't they have the Internet in America then?"

 

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True. They're all Keynsians now. Not so much during boom times. Like being vegetarians, but only between meals.

Nominated (sort of) by stevejack

 

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Dai, I printed your post so I could read it in the toilet, the most appropriate place. It is now in front of me; shortly it will be behind me.

Ivor issues a smack down!

 

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What a fantastic display and game plan by monk today that justifies him being made our permanent manager for next season. You have to admire how he has turned the way we play around...We were 83% for nearly all the first half and not much less in the second half where players were taken off for fatigue and carrying knocks. Its a shame we never got the 3 points but at least we got another point towards safety which is more or less guaranteed playing like we are.
Our finishing is letting us down a bit and bony was struggling and it was the right decision to take him off, Lita was the only natural replacement on the bench and as he has done well in training deserved to come on....Palace before today were a form team but they never had a look in in the first half and in the second half you could see the team were tiring after some intense football took its toll over the past 10 days. It took palace a penalty to save them and it was deserved penalty, Well that's 5 points out of 9 and well on the way to safety....You have to give a pat on the back to monk and the players for coming through a mad few weeks and some great football that saw the liberty buzzing again......thank god most of the players will have a nice well earned rest to recharge their exhausted batteries.....they need it after the games they have played and come out with credit...

DaiSwan's view of the Palace game
Nominated by the Roofer.

 

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What a knot knob

Answers on a postcard please

 

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Chico will eventually fall out of bed with all that rolling.

All together now, "There was 3 in the bed and the little one said..."

 

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The lad is much better now under monk, his attitude is an example to all..

The wonderful DaiSwan on Jordi Amat (Monk's only been manager for 3-4 weeks, during which time I think Amat's started 1 game...for the reserves v Everton....and came on as sub maybe once?)

 

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The floods and gales have stopped now Monk is manager....you can even get to villages in the Somerset Levels again....all the people in Somerset have great respect for Garry, an example to us all...

Who says satire is dead?

 

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Dai if I wasn't a mod I'd tell you to shut up

Just delicious.

 

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So this is what's it's going to be until the rest of the season???

A bunch of childish ****ing ****ers who all know next to **** all about football (on the basis that they don't have careers in football) squabbling about something they have no control over whilst derailing every ****ing thread that gets posted. What a bunch of pricks!

Feel free to issue a ban if I've breached the rules because I won't be back until August you whiney ****ing tossers.

Half of you pricks wish Monk no success because of your personal beliefs and some of you probably wish we would get relegated to prove the other half right. The rest of you are so happy that the twitchy finger on the Board's gun fired Laudrup, you're all ****ing over the idea that a swansea legend may actually be adequate to do the job.

All the while, none of us can move on and accept the fact that we may stay up and have to plan for the future because you're all having a great, big, homoerotic pissing contest to see who's the biggest ****.

This was a thread about the U21 Spanish squad and one of our own doing well. twats!

I do enjoy a good Shaper rant....homoerotic pissing contest? Genius.
....and everyone knows that it is actually I who is the biggest ****. Ask anybody

 

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Shaper in a pissing competition I had a stream like a horse while Dai, who suffers with his ageing prostrate could only manage a dribble from his little acorn.

Gendros getting all homoerotic

 

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I hate to go off topic but... I love Rissoles.
FACT!

Stevejack's valiant attempt to relaunch the cult of the rissole

 

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Well he played like he was sick ...... no that's the way he normally plays.

Yankee on being told that Leroy Lita might be suffering

 

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What did the Monk-haters expect, that we'd get 7 straight wins?

The Monk-haters seem like the sort who aren't happy unless they support a team with a "famous" manager. It doesn't matter how crap that manager is as long as most people have heard of him.

An extract rather than a post.
Plastic comes up with a new classification of Swans fan, the lesser spotted Monk hater.
It's the specifics that got me chuckling
Well done Plastic, might catch on

 

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Well,the 2014 Oscar season has come and gone,and the British Film Industry is keen to further enhance it's reputation,and have started planning for next year's ceremony.

To that end they have sanctioned a remake of the 1960's classic Western,"THE MAN WHO SHOT LIBERTY VALLANCE",which starred such Hollywood legends as John Wayne,James Stewart,and Lee Marvin.

The new film will be entitled - "THE MAN WHO SACKED MICHAEL LAUDRUP".

Already signed up for the project are Michael Sheen,who is to play Michael Laudrup,and Sir Anthony Hopkins, who will play the challenging role of Huw Jenkins.

"Jenkins makes Hannibal Lector seem half human",enthused Hopkins,"I'm really looking forward to getting my teeth into the role".

The villain of the piece,played so effectively in the original film, by the late,great Lee Marvin,has yet to be cast,but is rumoured to come from a North Gower location.

The film is to be shot in it's entirety on Caldey Island,and all the resident Monk's have already been signed up on short term contracts.

Talk of a sequel has been put on hold,dependent on the success,or otherwise, of the venture.

A Vetch flight of fancy

 

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We've not won a game and more than three teams have not got even a point this weekend. It can only be seen as a disaster.

Run for your lives!

Burn down the stadium!

We need Roberto and Brendan back. Start the begging letters!

Sack the board!!


Or...

Go f**k your panic button!

In the words of the self proclaimed legend, DaiSwan;

bloody brillient...

That's b-r-i-l-l-i-a-n-t oh wise one

 

[aswan_dam]

I know post of the week shouldn't really be for spelling mistakes, but in this one Dai puts a whole new twist by sticking in a sound-alike word.

"And this rubbish of wanting £1000,000 if we stay up is ludicrous and bazaar to say the least....."

Thanks Dai, made me laugh...(post 65, 'An Unfinished Season')