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Discussion in 'Bristol City' started by Shinycitylad7, Mar 18, 2012.

  1. banksyisourhero

    banksyisourhero Well-Known Member

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    Doyler ate the sheep after marinating it in Gentlemans relish internally on many occasions..
     
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  2. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Bansky accidently sat on a cucumber.... he stayed there for a while.... he liked it, it was different
     
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  3. RedorDead

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    Shiny went to hospital to have a shower bottle removed from his arse, that he apparently slipped in the shower and it just slid up there ;)
     
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  4. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    ROD had to go for the same reason but it wasnt it ass it was his jack eye :D
     
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  5. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    Here's one to make your eyes water Shiny

    I had to go to hospital as I had pains in my lower stomach all the time, they were going to look internally, but they did not put the camera up my arse or down my throat, it went up the Jack eye and it was the size of a brake cable on a bike!

    Pissed like a horse after that for a bit ;)

    Anyway back to the thread


    Shiny is now applying to work in the dept in hospital that does that procedure
     
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  6. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    no shiny is cringing in discomfort

    ROD goes back once a week to get the camera treatment
     
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  7. RedorDead

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    The camera was ok, it was when they sent the sound crew in ;)

    Shiny is not holding his nob thinking about this now
     
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  8. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Rod wasnt convinced he was born a girl in a boys body, he has now become a big music success and goes by the name gaga
     
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  9. banksyisourhero

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    I've seen her cock on you tube :emoticon-0127-lipss:emoticon-0127-lipss

    Shiny helps to strap it down for him/her each morning and practises on himself each saturday after football.
     
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  10. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    banksy tries to do it but his half incher is just to small ;)
     
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  11. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    Shiny loves a bit of rusty bullet hole smashing
     
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  12. tiger-emyrs-wolf

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    ROD just loves shiny
     
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  13. RedorDead

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    Dirty wants to come farming with me ;)
     
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  14. tiger-emyrs-wolf

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    rod wants me to go farming with him to see my tractor
     
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  15. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    DD is singing for the uk at the eurovisions
     
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  16. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Shiny isnt the greatest person on the planet :D

    (yes im bored enough to bring this up again <laugh> )
     
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  17. RedorDead

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    Shiny is not trying to distract us by bringing this one up again, to forget about the last post thread ;)
     
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  18. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    You Bastard <laugh>
     
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  19. wizered

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    Unforgivable let alone unforgetable...
     
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  20. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    i Honestly brought this up for everyone's interest <whistle>
     
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