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Discussion in 'Bristol City' started by Shinycitylad7, Mar 18, 2012.

  1. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    Shiny don't smell like a month old cat litter tray, (that will teach you for buying that aftershave at the market) ;)
     
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  2. MassiveAttack

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    REDORDEAD doesn't still do a paper round
     
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  3. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    Massive wants a bit of Welsh in him;)
     
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  4. MassiveAttack

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    very funny coming from ewe......... redordeads real name isn't Daffyd Thomas and he is not the only gay in Chepstow
     
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  5. tiger-emyrs-wolf

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    massive has never gone to chepstow to find rod
     
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  6. MassiveAttack

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    DD doesn't drive a volvo
     
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  7. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    massive shoves his cock into a small exhaust pipe every sunday afternoon and waits for it to heat up, he loves the burning feeling
     
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  8. banksyisourhero

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    Shiny collects jalapeno peppers in a jar from local indian restaurants to rub on to his bell end for a similar burning sensation as he cant find an exhaust pipe small enough..
     
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  9. RedorDead

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    Banksy hides around the BRI waiting for Shiny to turn up, so he can rub cream into Shiny's burnt little wand
     
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  10. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    rod has stopped violently masturbating as his cock now looks like a peperami


    please log in to view this image
     
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  11. RedorDead

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    I always said a cock is like a crayon Shiny, the more you use it it wears away, that is why mine ain't a looker know but it's a grower!

    Any way back to the thread

    Shiny has not cut a hole in his Marvin Elliott duvet cover so he can pretend to be shagging him all night long ;)
     
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  12. tiger-emyrs-wolf

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    rod porn collection is not just copies of shaun the sheep
     
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  13. banksyisourhero

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    Dirty Doyler has been banned from his bedroom as his wife is fed up of the horrendous skid marks left in the bed by his continual refusal to wipe his arse properly. He now has to sleep in the bread bin in the kitchen.
     
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  14. RedorDead

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    Banksy does not look nothing or behave like Mr Bean
     
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    ROD has decided to think about swapping sex but would like our opinion on if he could pass ok..

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  16. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Banksy finds that picture rather attractive
     
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  17. banksyisourhero

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    Banksy had to think twice about sharing that photo...

    Shiny has unloaded straight in to his y fronts at the site of ROD in shinys lounge..
     
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  18. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Should i get the violently masturbating card out again, banksy licks the sofa after rod spunks his load on it
     
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  19. MassiveAttack

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    shiny has never shared a shower with banksy and rod
     
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  20. RedorDead

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    I'm still trying to remember when that photo was taken Banksy was it your house?
     
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